Changer Ch. 02: Messing Around

Rich got on a knee to better plunder and called out, "So where the fuck you been? Usually I'm the one bailing on Monday classes."

Merlin bit his tongue as Rich rummaged. A lot of people may claim they don't lie to their friends, but Merlin and Rich never lied to each other. So Merlin didn't want to lie about his last couple days, even if he could hardly tell Rich the whole truth. He compromised.

"Jacking off, mostly."

Rich snorted, "Should've guessed." He grabbed some carrots and hummus from the back of the fridge, then gave the hummus a sniff and asked, "How long have you had this? Actually, I don't wanna know." He dug in, while Merlin took a seat on his bed.

"I miss anything in class?" Merlin asked.

"Not compared to an orgasm," Rich took another bite and gave the hummus a skeptical look. He spit it out and threw the tub in Merlin's overfull trash can, then plopped onto the bed right next to Merlin. But Rich felt something hard under his ass, and as his hands reached beneath the sheets Merlin's stomach twisted into knots.

Merlin tried to grab it first, but Rich was faster. Merlin tackled him across the bed but Rich held Jackoff out of reach, laughing.

"What've we got here?"

"None of your business," Merlin grunted, surprised at his own new strength as he easily pinned Rich's arms behind his head. But then Rich's knee went up between Merlin's legs, nailing him in the nuts.

Rich pulled himself back into a sitting position while Merlin groaned and curled up in a ball, clutching his balls. Rich turned Jackoff around in his hands, examining it, "This thing is fucking nuts, the lips look almost real."

Through slitted eyes Merlin saw Rich staring transfixed at his former roommate's thick, pretty lips sticking out of the fleshlight. Jackoff was obviously trying to talk, as Merlin could hear the toy softly buzzing along with its lips moving, and occasionally biting its lip, but it didn't seem like Rich could hear anything. "Fuck you, fucking nuts," Merlin grunted and tried to smack Rich in the balls, but Rich pulled his legs up in time to block him.

"No wonder you've been MIA," Rich said, ignoring Merlin's complaints as his finger explored Jackoff's lips, laughing as its tongue flicked out to taste him, "How much was this thing? No way your broke ass can afford an animatronic fleshlight."

Merlin pulled himself up. His balls were still dully aching, but he was quickly getting distracted by his boner at the sight of his friend treating Jackoff like the object it was, "It was a gift."

"Who'd you have to blow?" Rich grinned.

Merlin blushed, "A hot guy."

"Win win then, congrats," Rich laughed. Slowly Rich pushed his finger through the lips, "Holy shit, that feels just like a mouth." He pressed deeper and moaned as he felt Jackoff's insides twist and grip around his finger, "God damn that's good." Rich gently fucked Jackoff with his middle finger, grinning as he watched the lips cling to him. Merlin could see Rich's boner starting to press against his jeans, "Shame it's a dude's lips, though."

"I'd call it a perk," Merlin said, subtly rubbing his own boner against his newly smooth and muscled thigh. His concern over Rich discovering Jackoff had quickly been replaced by horny curiosity.

Not taking his eyes off the moving fleshlight, Rich said, "When d'ya think your douchebag roommate is getting--is getting..." Rich got that same vacant look he'd had when he first saw Merlin's changes. Then he blinked, surprised, "I'm having some fucking brain farts today. You lucky bastard didn't get assigned a roommate."

What had Vano said? Merlin thought, The next time people think of Jackson, they'll remember they never knew him. "Guess not."

"So, if we're not about to be like, interrupted," Rich said, gently waving Jackoff at Merlin, "Mind if I try it out? I haven't been able to jack off outside the shower in weeks, fucking Steve is always in the room."

Merlin's dick visibly jumped in his short shorts, but he smiled coyly, "Why would I want to share?"

"Uh, for one cause I'm your best friend," Rich grinned knowingly back at Merlin. He kicked his shoes off and sat at the head of the bed, stretching his hairy blond legs across the mattress and resting his feet in short, bright white socks on Merlin's lap.

"Two, you need my notes for the bio lab you blew off this morning," Rich unbuckled his belt, and unbuttoned his jeans, then pulled his t-shirt off.

"But mostly cause you get to watch," Rich unzipped, and pulled his dick and balls over his underwear. He was already hard, his 5.5 inches curved like a crescent, the head gleaming with pre as it pulled free of its tight foreskin, which clung below the glans like a bunched up turtleneck. Merlin and Jackoff simultaneously bit their lips as Rich picked Jackoff back up and slowly lowered its lips to the tip, and as a bead of pre pooled out of his slit Jackoff's tongue reached out to lick it up.

The fleshlight wrapped around his dick and Rich threw his head back and closed his eyes. Then it started sucking and twisting, its hot, tight body stroking every curve and vein of Rich's dick, making him half laugh half moan. Rich pulled Jackoff off his dick and grinned as the lips stretched out, trying to reach him again.

"This is fucking absurd," Rich said, looking at Merlin between the rope of spit and pre stretching from Rich's dick to Jackoff's mouth, "Good thing I came like an hour ago, or I'd shoot right now." Rich shoved Jackoff's face between his balls, and moan-laughed again as the fleshlight began licking and sucking them. Then he grinned and wiggled his toes against Merlin's exposed belly, "I gave my feet a good scrub in the shower too. Promise they don't stink if you wanna give me a massage."

They both knew there was no if about it. Merlin slowly stripped Rich's socks from his feet as Rich took out his phone, a girl's moans quickly coming through the speakers. Merlin's fingers began rubbing and kneading Rich's smooth, cute feet. Rich pulled the fleshlight off his balls with a pop then plunged his dick in to the hilt, Jackoff's lips disappearing in the unkempt blond bush of Rich's pubes and hairy balls as it started sucking away.

Rich's eyes were fixed on his phone when his heel rubbed against Merlin's boner, threatening to break out of his gym shorts, then Rich grunted, "You gonna join me?"

Merlin pulled his shorts under his dick and balls, his new uncut 8.5" bouncing against Rich's bare foot in his lap, a shot of pre painting the sole.

"Eww, clean that shit up dude," Rich said sarcastically, rubbing Merlin's dick along the arch of his foot, making it slick with pre. Rich never looked away from his phone, but he still smiled as he felt Merlin's tongue on his foot, racing up the sole then between his toes as Merlin started stroking his own dick.

It was a favorite position of theirs, although they hadn't had any opportunities to mess around since school had started a month before. Rich had admitted to his last girlfriend that he'd "done some stuff" with his gay best friend, and had gone so far as to claim he was queer or maybe even bi. In private Merlin called bullshit--Rich was horny and vain but straight as fuck. Rich liked the company, he liked the ego boost he got from turning his friend on, and he liked the simple sensations of Merlin touching or licking him, but Rich had less than no interest in Merlin sexually, or any other guy for that matter. To Rich their porn viewing jerk off sessions were little different than watching a soccer game, just a fun way to pass the time with his friend. Except Rich loved watching porn and getting off 1000x more than soccer.

"Come up here, you'll like this one," Rich said, and Merlin gave Rich's big toe a kiss then scooted up the narrow twin bed while Rich scooted down and laid flat. Merlin snuggled in on his side against Rich, and when they were at eye level Merlin was surprised to feel his boner resting just beneath Rich's ass instead of against his upper waist. Rich might've accepted Merlin's new body without a second thought, but it was still taking Merlin some getting used to.

"Look at this," Rich said, holding the phone so Merlin could watch, while still gently stroking the fleshlight up and down his dick. On the phone a ripped young jock was tied up against a wall, his big dick hard. A red ball gag was in his mouth and drool already leaked from his bottom lip.

"He is pretty hot," Merlin said quietly, shivering as he gently stretched his new foreskin over and down the head of his dick.

"She's hotter," Rich said as a dominatrix approached from offscreen, in a tight leather suit like some Matrix character, and gently slapping a riding crop against her thigh.

"Agree to disagree," Merlin said quietly, his hand now stroking his dick in time with Rich's pumping the fleshlight. He looked at both their dicks and smiled to himself: he'd always been a good bit bigger than Rich, but he didn't mind being even bigger.

The dominatrix began lightly rubbing the crop up and down the bound jock's abs, and Merlin let go of his dick to run his finger up and down Rich's tan but abless belly. When she started teasing the jock's nipples Merlin took Rich's nipple between his fingers, and when she started flicking the crop against them Merlin pinched Rich's.

Rich moaned a "fuck yes." He let go of the fleshlight and let it rest against his belly as it continued sucking him off on its own. Then Rich put his left hand behind his head, and let his phone rest against the wall to his right as his face turned away from Merlin. Merlin kept pinching and rubbing Rich's nipples, but buried his lips in Rich's now exposed armpit, licking and sniffing the light blond hair.

But he kept an eye over Rich's pecs to follow along with the video. The dominatrix slapped the jock's nipples a violent, sensitive red, and Merlin squeezed and twisted Rich's nipples till Rich could almost scream. She got on her knees, her face level with the jock's cock, but she reached passed it to his balls. She rubbed them delicately between her long fingers. When Merlin did the same Rich moaned, and the sight of his tongue twisting in pleasure nearly made Merlin cum.

The dominatrix suddenly slapped the jock's balls with the crop, and Rich flinched the second before Merlin's middle finger flicked out with a snap to nail Rich's left nut. Rich jumped in the bed, but the fleshlight's lips grasped firmly to his dick as it flopped around his stomach. The dominatrix squeezed the guy's nuts in her palm, and Rich gasped and his dick pulsed as Merlin's grip tightened around his nuts.

Rich could feel a load start to rise inside him and he fast forwarded the video to the end. The jock had switch marks all over his body and he was covered in sweat. The dominatrix was stroking the guy's dick as fast as she could, but her other hand had his balls in a vice and was yanking them between his legs. Rich sank down in the bed as Merlin started stretching his balls, and as the jock gasped in pain and pleasure Merlin could feel Rich's balls draw up and his taint jump as Rich began pumping his load into Jackoff.

Rich gasped for breath as the load was sucked out of him, and the moment Merlin felt Rich's fingers on his wrist he let go of his balls.

Merlin intended to lay on his back and in a couple strokes shoot his own load all over himself. But Merlin was nearly twice the size he used to be, and when he tried to lay down next to Rich he rolled right off the edge. Merlin fell face first onto the dirty clothes and thin, rough carpet beside his bed with a muted thud.

Rich tried to laugh, but it became more like a hiccup as the fleshlight kept sucking and swirling around his now super sensitive cock. He had to yank the greedy lips away, pulling free with a loud sucking noise. Then he stuck his head over the side of the bed, "You ok, there?"

Merlin, his face not moving from the dirty pair of underwear it had landed in, grunted in pain, "I think I fell straight on my dick."

Now Rich laughed freely, while Merlin pulled himself up to his feet. Merlin's dick was fine, but it was still rock hard and leaking pre. He grabbed Jackoff from between Rich's legs, and just had time to hear the toy say, "Hey, do you want me to hel--" before it was muffled by his massive shaft. He nearly came just from the sensation of Rich's cum still coating its insides. While Merlin started pumping the fleshlight, Rich pulled his shirt back on.

"What, you taking away the view?" Merlin asked playfully, looking down at his spent friend on the bed. Rich grinned tiredly, gently rubbing his raw nipple, but he spread his legs, his now soft dick still hanging out on display.

Rich wiggled his dick at Merlin, "Your toy missed a bit. Help yourself."

Merlin bent over and his tongue licked the drop of bitter, salty cum pooled at the tip of Rich's dick, then he took the softie in his mouth, letting his tongue twist around the head and play with the loose foreskin. Rich let out a content sigh as his fingers started running through Merlin's hair, but his attention was now on his insta while Merlin finished up. It didn't take long; Merlin hummed on Rich's dick as he shot his own huge load into Jackoff.

Rich pushed Merlin off his dick with a pop. He glanced at the fleshlight's lips, eagerly sucking while Merlin's dick flexed as it kept pumping out cum. "That thing loves what it does, huh?" Rich laughed, "The way it squeezed when I came you'd think it was cumming too."

"Does seem like it," Merlin said, licking his lips and pulling Jackoff off his dick as he finally stopped cumming.

The toy licked its lips and seemed to swallow, and with a grin it said to Merlin, "Thanks, Merlin, and if your friend wants to go again I could--" but Merlin tossed Jackoff back onto the bed, ignoring its buzzing.

"Gonna get cum all over your sheets Merl," Rich grunted, "Surprised it's not leaking already. I was going to rinse it out, but you can clean up your own jizz."

"Nah," Merlin replied, pulling his short shorts back over his dick, "Self cleaning. Absorbs the cum somehow."

"Seriously?" Rich looked away from his phone and picked Jackoff back up. He tried shaking it, and while Jackoff's lips started looking angry no cum leaked out. Rich got a glint in his eye and put the toy to his soft dick, the lips immediately sucking in his 3 or 4 inches. Merlin was surprised as Rich usually needed some time between loads, but as he saw Rich close his eyes and make a small moan Merlin realized what he was doing.

Rich laughed as he looked back down at the fleshlight, "Doesn't like this as much, huh?" Rich was pissing straight into Jackoff, and while the toy kept sucking and licking his dick as he let loose, its lips were obviously scrunched up in distaste, "Still hot. Feels fucking amazing too."

"Fucking perv. If it leaks you have to clean it up," Merlin said flippantly, but he was mesmerized by the sight of Jackoff reluctantly sucking down a bladder full of piss.

With a few twitches Rich finished, and pulled the fleshlight off, the lips shut tight and looking queasy. Rich shrugged, "Works great."

"It better not stink," Merlin tried to sound angry, but he couldn't help but grin as he yanked the fleshlight from Rich's hands. Jackoff just had the chance to say "What the fuck Merlin I'm not a fucking ur--" before the cap silenced it with a click, and Merlin tossed it in his drawer.

As he tucked his dick away and pulled his pants back up, Rich said, "Ya know, even putting aside the Dicksucker 9000 or whatever, that was fun. We haven't had a good jerk off sesh for awhile." Rich sat up and stretched his arms, then almost absentmindedly added, "Now that I'm thinking about it, I feel like we've hardly hung out since school started."

"Bullshit," Merlin said, taking a seat at his desk, "We hang out every day. We have the same fucking classes! And we're at Liz's or Jake's all the time and--"

"Like you don't know what I mean," Rich threw a pillow at Merlin's face, and Merlin blushed as he caught it, because he knew exactly what Rich meant. Hanging out with other friends or acquaintances around was not the same as just the two of them hanging out. "Between fucking Steve and his twitch shit and--"

Rich's tongue seemed to catch on his teeth, and Merlin realized why. They'd complained about their shitty roommates often enough. Rich looked dumbfounded as he continued, "Like, why wouldn't we be chilling in here all the time, you know? I would--" Rich suddenly broke into a full toothed smile, and looked at Merlin like he'd had an epiphany, "Merl, you gotta let me move in with you. You have the extra bed, and if I have to hear Steve fucking shouting at 3 am again--and, come on, we'd have a fucking blast, right?"

Merlin mirrored Rich's excitement, amazed he didn't think of it first, "Fuck yeah you should. And fuck admin not letting us pick roommates to begin with, let's just move your shit in right now."

"Roomies!" Rich yelled, and he and Merlin clasped hands and hugged in the middle of the room. Merlin had the fleeting thought that he'd have turned Jackson into a traffic cone to get Rich for a roommate.

Thankfully Rich's dorm wasn't far from Merlin's, and when Steve learned he was getting the room to himself he was so thrilled he helped the guys move. In less than an hour all of Rich's stuff had been packed haphazardly into Merlin's room. Rich and Steve shook hands, both hoping never to see or speak to the other again, and the door closed leaving Merlin and Rich alone.

Rich stripped off his sweat stained t-shirt and Merlin followed suit, both hot from the strain of the move.

"I'm never wearing a shirt in here again, dude," Rich said, wiping sweat from his pits with his dirty shirt, "Steve would always complain he'd get demonetized if they could see my nips in the background."

"No complaints here, but that sounds like bullshit. You'd need a microscope to see those things," Merlin joked, his hands darting out to try to grab Rich in a purple nurple.

"Alright alright, enough sexual assault, gay boy," Rich laughed, slapping Merlin's hands away. He pulled a mostly full fifth of vodka from a suitcase and an old, flat 2 liter of sprite from the fridge, "We gotta celebrate."

"Fuck yeah. We don't even have class till the afternoon," Merlin said, grabbing some solo cups.

"And it's not even a real fucking class, we're just watching some movie," Rich said, pouring out two strong drinks for each of them, "Speaking of, the TA was worried about you. Apparently you've been blowing off his texts too."

"Wait, Tim? Seriously? I didn't even know I had his number." Merlin found his phone, and his throat tightened a little as he saw the VR world of the grimoire app come on screen. But he was relieved to find he could swipe it away, the grimoire becoming just another app among the rest. Although the spinning pentagrams remained the only app icon that moved.

"Fuck dude, he's texted me like 4 times, I gotta reply--"

"Nope, you don't," Rich snatched Merlin's phone from his hand and tossed it on the bed before handing him a shot, "No external contact. We're getting shitfaced."

Rich held up his own cup expectantly and Merlin couldn't help but grin as he clinked it.