by SisterJezabel
Or should that be "rite like youz"?
Poor John... my heart bleeds for him.
Is he going to get some summer lovin?
Precious
Imagine poofter searches getting misused! The nerve.
Lovely, outlandishly amusing tale...
For King Cuddle I believe that there is an operation to reduce that lump of flesh and it is called an Apronectomy