Dilly 01

"(I mean, I had to wipe off some man stuff earlier, so.)"

"[Mwah] Call me when you have to sit on the toilet and drain your butt, babe, [mwah], anyways, thanks, Dilly. Also, I'm just going to say good bye to Danny Boy one last time, so? Also, I'm snatching that cheer leader uniform for tonight, so???"

[Beep, beep, beep, beep]

"Fine, I'll go stall Jimmy J for you and everyone knows you're all about wearing costumes on the job and all, so just watch any pizza sauce on it then."

I mean, it would only be polite for me to run out and say hello to Jimmy J, right?

"Hi, Jimmy J, I mean, Brie will be just a moment more. She's exchanging her skate boarding costume for my cheer leader uniform, so."

"OMG, that girl! I mean, that boy and his uniforms and costumes! Although I shouldn't complain since we make so much in tips then, so."

"Well, has Suzie dumped your sorry ass yet then?"

"Oh, hell no, I mean, I don't know why not since I'm such a klutz, but Suzie loves her some Jimmy J, so."

"Well, I had some sex earlier today then, so?"

"Ah, no you didn't, Dilly! And if Brie were here right now, I mean, he would say to call him when you actually to sit on a toilet and drain your butt, so."

"Well, I went all "ga, ga, ga" and swallowed, so?"

"Well, I have a fantasy or two as well, but respect if that's true, Dilly, so where is Brie then?"

"He just in laundry room putting on the uniform, LOL, with Danny Boy's help, I'm sure, LOL."

"SOB! This is my life then, right Dilly? Tranny boys, Danny Boy and this is my life then!"

"Well, he will be here in just a moment more, so, I mean, I'd smooch you if it weren't for my fear of Suzie, so????"

"(Dash cam, Dilly, dash cam, so.)"

"Oh, oops, hey there dash cam people."

Well, those damn little dash cams should face the other way, right?

[Ping]

"Ahem!"

[Ping]

"I'm just saying good bye to Jimmy J, Suzie."

[Ping]

"Hmmm."

[Ping]

"I'm bowing to the Goddess of hips, Suzie."

[Ping]

"As you should, Dilly."

Stupid fricking dash cams! Now I'll be worried about poison as a pizza topping next time! LOL, but I always serve the guys first anyways, so.

"Alright then, Brie, I mean, I'll see you later then, right?"

"Rah, rah, rah, sis, boom, bah then, Dilly."

"Well, if our lights are still on later, I mean, I think the late bowl game on tonight is the Seedless Grape Bowl, so?"

I mean, everyone likes the college football bowl games, right?

"The pizza is getting cold, guys! I mean, Brent, I plated the slices, so a little help then, please?"

[Swish, swoosh, in the kitchen]

"(I mean, if they can do it, Dilly????)"

"(Hush, Brent, but I am a little hyped up from kissing Brie on the mouth, so?)"

"(I mean, the roomie must have lubed condoms in his bedroom, so?)"

"(Ugh, that's too much for tonight, Brent, so?)"

Well, I guess you just can't have a quiet conversation in the kitchen for very long then, right?

"Alright, alright, let's get the slices moving about and stop causing such a stir in the kitchen then!"

Roomie's, right? Always breaking up stuff just when you were going to cave in, LOL, maybe.

End Dilly 01