All Comments on 'February Sucks Like Hell'

I apologize for the trolls that cant appreciate a decent story. I read it again. I appreciated it even more the second time. Keep on trickin’. Keep on writin. Keep on sharin’. Thanks

These comments have been heavily moderated. Interesting reaction from an "over the top" writer.

You warned us, way over the top. If you look beyond the ludicrous sex, there is a really fantastic story burried there.

I got tired of all the ludicrous sex. I gave up looking for the story.

I agree - its silly and over the top.

But…. I liked it anyway, så I gave it 5 stars. Because I like the silly notion, that all these women throwed themselves at him!

Mark L is dead, and since this is only a story, I like it.

But you could have expanded the story, so we got a little more Linda into it (and by proxy also Mark L).

Great story ruined by too much gratuitous not necessary sex for the tale to be told. Sometimes less is better

Pathetic attempt. Women falling "in love" with him before meeging him made no sense. Linda'saffair with Marc did not matc with original story line. Uncle Mario should have punished Marc rather than 4 random guys. Had to strugle to give it 2 stars, but it was a new take on a a follow-up.

I loved this story several months ago. I still love this story, now that I found it again. I really enjoyed all the "over-the-top" sex. Everyone woman was "in love" and had giant milky breasts and all wanted to fuck him. LOL Can't get any better than that! If you are going to fantasize, might well go "all the way"! Yet we still have some unappreciative guys "whine" about this or that. This is so hard to fathom, that some wonderful story, that doesn't cost them anything, but has a method to whine, manages to catch unhappy whine and whine. It is this or it is that! LOL "cry me a river" This writer is Great! If I was half the writer he is, I would go professional and write a book! STOP COMPLAINING! Grow up a little. You guys are like a bunch of old women, just complaining all the time. This was a fun, happy take on the great George Anderson story. So what if ....this? So what if ....that? It is harmless fun! Stop Complaining ya' old women! LOL Thanks for the Effort Dave. Not everyone is Thankless. Keep on Trucking, my Friend. #Buster2U

Excelente comedia, pésima novela web

Dang... Just ., Dang.. 🙄🤔👌🤠

Good and bad in this story BUT the number of women wanting and fking Jim (especially in the hospital bed ) is just so over the top I have been in hospital with broken legs and a B J yes but fking not possible (jaybee186)

My lexicon of description was... well.... challenged. Is there a category such as Comedic Id? This story had me laughing for the entire read. Perhaps the best parody of the original yet. The complaints about a near crippled screwing all the cute ladies? Details.... details. Must have been the miracle breast milk! Thanks to the author for a hilarious read.

Over the top? Yes, beautifully, gloriously over the top, and so entertaining. The bad guy got his, the bad girl got hers and the good guy got it all. Can't think of a better ending.

Fun fantasy story!! Ha, Ha!!

I really like your stories, and though I don't mind over the top content this seemed less "over the top" and more of a 15 year old virgins fantasy having all the drive and eagerness for sex and love but still having zero understanding or real experience with either. Like I said I am a fan of your work and also don't mind over the top storyline, but what ruined my immersion in this was the prepubesant fantasy parts, there is a difference between someone with experience describing sex and love and a total rookie. Both can be " over the top" but you can totally tell the difference to me it seemed like about halfway through you let your 14 year old self take over the plot......... just something to ponder as this is the first time feeling that way in one of your stories.

Ever consider writing comedy stories ? This was funny.

All this, of course, happened in a dream as he was lying on the pavement dying from his injuries while pissing himself.

This has got to be the stupidest version of this story I've read so far. It started off with so much potential and then just went crazy, not funny crazy just "hey I'm a sexually frustrated 14 year that's still a virgin but I watch porn 24/7", kind of crazy.

A fun read. But this story was so ridiculous on so many levels. He’s laid up in the hospital with multiple broken bones, ribs, internal injuries, head trauma, etc. So he has sex with at least 6 different women (I lost count). Seems they all have gigantic jugs. What is with that. Big boobs are unsightly, unhealthy (back problems), etc. At least 3 of the women and he utter the L word on their first meeting. Finally, on page 4, it is said he’s been in the hospital 10 days already. But his uncle didn’t show up until page 6. What took him so long to show up?

Glad he got his due and a harem to boot.

I know you said right at the beginning that it was OVER THE TOP , but you weren’t kidding were you, it was so bad it was nearly alright.😎

A fun read, I think if you hadn’t made it so silly it wouldn’t have been any good at all..

Too much Hospital Casanova, not enough “Marc” drama.

We were promised OT and got it in spades. Hilarious. :)

ROTFLMAO (Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off. I’ve read some ridiculous, over the top, unbelievable, mind numbing stories before, but this one gets first prize. What gets me though is that I wasted my time reading it. (actually, from the middle to the end, I speed read and skimmed). But it was sort of like an auto accident that one couldn’t take one’s eyes off of, even though one knows one shouldn’t. Let me just say that this story, although the original version was quite well done even though it kind of stretched one’s sense of reality) makes “Jack & The Beanstalk,” and “Little Red Riding Hood” look like English literature one might find being taught at Oxford, Cambridge, Harvard, or Yale.

💥💥💥💥💥 Thank you so much for posting this. Truly over-the-top comedy. (Funny: e.g. - Our hero has a cock until the first Black woman; then it becomes his Johnson.)

So many of these Feb Sucks stories are hard to get through; especially if they are well-written. Events that never happened to people who don't exist can be quite draining. Nice to get a laugh from such a sordid premise. 😂

Oh my…you really have some fetishes: monster tits, fat asses, mother milk…

May be you should breed a cow?

I thought for sure he would wake up in the hospital after being hit by a car and find out it was all a bad dream, with his wife by his side.

Absolutely totally OTT as promised and delivered. Wonderfully hilarious. You batted that one out of the park. Thank you for such an original take on a much written tale. Loved it. BardnotBard

5***** For the entertainment value alone. You were right it was so OTT it was hilarious, thank you for a good laugh, another 5*****. Please do it again.

ZERO. REALLY! Three pages of this farcical ridiculous nonsense was all I could stand...

probably the February story because it was just so out there. Very entertaining.

Obviously “over the top” , but enjoyable.

Read again

Great story

Still a 5/5 all the way

This February sucks!!

CDT60, got to page three, thought the story was going to be good. then you killed it. He finds out his cunt has bee fucking Jocko for months, is with him when he tries to kill him. Then he is unsure he is going to divorce her. He has already called take no prisoner Uncle Mob. How in the hell do you decide to turn left or right?

Yeah you lost me when a beautiful girl comes waltzing into the hospital room, give his hard evidence and sucks him off. You know, I have been in many and have visited more hospital rooms and that has never happened to me or anyone I know.

I am so glad you said this would be over the top as I could grade in a scale. Pretty decent story I think it would have been after a couple of glasses of wine

A whole bunch of crap!!!!

How old are you?. Written by a teenager with a serious fantasy issues. Utter crap

Complete fiction, but I read every word!

You said over the top, No it is over the moon. Yours is a fun departure from the other stories.

Now I now why you have the word Crazy before your name! But that was a Crazy good "Over the top" and fun story....

Wonderfully OTT. Thanks.

A bit of writers latitude but still pretty darn good. Haha

Only a 3 .To much super man stud and to much every woman loves him and has sex with him the first time they meet. Also his fixation on large breasts concerns me about the writers physcologic make up. I guess he likes big tots.

It Is an insane persons logic to believe that many women can

Love the Man and not break into a Fight for possession.

This is such a far out distortion of Anderson's February Sucks the Administrator should have it withdrawn and not republished with reference to February Sucks.

The women loving the victim so detracts from February Sucks Story that It makes this over the TOP piece of very unjust crap.

If the author wanted to write a story like this it should never be in reference to February Sucks.

I am not a writer on literotica and only a reader with a very high number of Literotica stories already carefully read. Anonymous YES, I don't want threatened by a few of the commenters. Oh, Marc got what was coming to him.

Well done!! Vivid imagination!! Don't let the the simps get you down about it not being a realistic story.

Gusto added, do more!

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Fun so far but once she walked out there’s no marriage to save. Intent is guilty

HMM I like most of it the rest is a bet far fetch the part I like or could believe was the part with Dee being in love with him. If I could see a rewrite I would like to see Dee be the one would get him because I never thought about the possibility of her doing that just to get him I all so change how he ended up in the hospital was that he got jump but Marc's buddies in a street fight. Other then that I can only buy it if he is like some alpha male chad type this is the second time in a story that he sleeps with Dee but this time it's more romantic.

Pretty far over the top, sex-wise. In fact, I got to the part I skimmed and passed by most of it. Basically, I looked for story development and resolution.

Four stars, could have been three.

JPB NOT BOB

rubbish this guy gets to f..k with every woman he has anything to do with utter rubbish

I liked the story. The sex with anything moving is over the top. Can’t wait for your next story.

I will say that if trauma is the main bonding agent then maybe I could see it happening but then again this is fantasy.

The story could have been good had the writer not written unreasonable events

First, why does every woman who sees Jim in the hospital and injured immediately fall in love with him and have sex with him, whether she is a police officer or has a relationship with Mark?

Secondly, when he had sex with Dee, wasn't he having sex with a married woman? So why is he hurt that his wife cheated on him?

Third, why did the husband who killed Mark wait all these years to kill him? Wasn't it realistic for him to kill him after seducing his wife?

The story is unnecessarily long and at the same time unrealistic

you said it would be over the top but this doesnt fit here anymore, hard to read.

Hi CrazyDave. Some commenters mentioned “this couldn’t happen”. Haha! They are obviously NOT CrazyDave fans!

Folks, CD writings are like a 14yo boys craziest fantasies. And I, for one, love him for it. Kudos!

buffalo piss... over te top ridiculous. quit readin after four pa.e,

Really? Every woman who visits you has to fuck you? Give me a break!

Boring read!

Ciao CD,

Just to let you know, look up a woman named "Morganna" on the internet.

Her "girls" are the size of soccer balls. She was a big baseball fan and came

to Tiger Stadium, in Detroit. It was in 1972 (I think that was the year). I was

15 back then. Still have have an image of her at the ballpark from the TV

news and sports.

The story, well it was truely over the top. I get it. This story is from Dave's

Krazy Planet. Anything goes. Yes, Jim can have a slew of HOT, big boobed

chicks after his ass.

Pennarossa

This is the worst single thing I've ever read on this site.

Wow, you weren't kidding when your intro said that this was over the top.

Wonderful. Absolutely five star.

There is over the top funny and over the top just plain stupid. This is the second one.

While their voices may be hard to understand with their heads in the jars, I believe marines say Ooorah, and not Hurrah.

This is the most ridiculous ending I have read. I mean it was a good story. But what’s with all the sex in the hospital and the women throwing themselves at him? No one with a broken leg in 3 places, broken ribs, fractured skull, internal injuries would have sex in his hospital bed.

And the women all seemed to have big tits.

Twisty and turny "ALL" those women...nieses etc..a bit much. Mom and daughter maaaaaybe. Seems like his first savioe woman kinda for left out in the end

Did like the enjoy the twists.