Where would the fun be in that? I thought about it, then decided to created obscene vows that sound religious when said In Latin. If you haven’t already, copy and paste into Google translate, just for fun.
"I write erotic stories. Porn, really. Erotica is too elegant a word for the carnal little vignettes that I enjoy spinning. Even calling them short stories is stretching truth, without much character or plot to speak of; little episodes of sexual depravity. They are merely mom...