All Comments on 'Honey, We Need to Talk'

Well done.

soo cruel ... New Password : SuckmyDick4ever ?^^

Nice. A real change of pace.

Too Good.

I thought it was going the usual way.

The twist in the tail was awesome.

5/5

Good one!

5

Awesome story!

And the new season of justified was good too!

Was about to be a 2 until the last paragraph - so 4 from me.

Amusing

Sure did miss Boyd Crowder, but the last show gave me hope for another season. It wasn't the same without him.

The story begins with "I'm barer lousy news," which suggested that we might have issues. However, the rest of the story was done well. The real problem was that story was uninteresting with multiple loose ends such as what was whispered, why did she fake fainting and what is in the brown bag.

funny

There are about 12 different series on 5 different streaming services I will never get to finish because of my wife's 'jumping ahead"... I can so relate! 5 stars and a fave

Good one. Needs an editor but otherwise good.

Hahahaha - very nice!

That was fun 👍

Loved it. Very clever and original. 5*

Ha my wife watched the last two episodes of the new justified without me. I should change the passwords. Hmm never thought about that

Why did she sit in her purse on top of the washing machine?

Hilarious! 5/5!!

Didn’t live up to the promise.

That was fun! I like it when an author plays with the reader's head and this author used every cliche in the book.

Well that was funny. Badly written, hard to understand, but funny.

Nothing about this story made any sense at all.

Rubbish!

Is this a game between two fools? A poor story to read.

Lol. Nice

Primeval is SO disappointing : (

Good job.

DOL

what was the point of that story? Down right disappointing. Waste of time writing or reading it!

Wonderful story, 10 stars! He fixed the bitch! BUT, if she'd got porked 146 times by somebody else, he could probably stick his head in and wiggle his ears!!

👍 *****

Three paragraphs into the story I figured it out but it is a very nice twist.

Haha, got me hook, line and sinker………. My excuse is it’s early morning. Nice story well written. Would have been a good April fools day story. Thanks for writing and making my day.

So she's 67 and the kids are 14 and 17? Umm, not likely. 2*

I didn't get it. Thank you for clarifying. I love it.

🤣

Your Bio says you're in the US, but it reads like English isn't your first language.

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"sat down in her purse" - She sat down in her purse?

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"This is between you and your mom." - ME and your mom!

Took me a while before I got the joke, I haven't watched TV in a couple of years and have never watched Netflix. Sure could use an editor though.

Judging by the standard of writing I'm guessing an eight year old hacked into your account. who is she Mary or Marge? How did she sit in her purse? I gave up less than half way through.

Worthless. Thankfully short.

Ha! Ha! The Loving Wife Haters are going to have a field day with this.

Anne

Garbage.

Stupid story

Bad writing

And really BAD GRAMMER

A waste of time

This is a fun Literotica day.

I enjoyed that! Thank you. Very funny.

cute

Good one Omegaman56. I like to binge watch my favorite shows instead of waiting a week for the next one. I watched Justified CP the Sunday afternoon before football started. Not nearly as good as the original . My wife has cheated though, on 1883, Lioness, and Tulsa King. I returned the favor on GOT, many times, Yellowstone, and Deadwood, to name a few. Again a rare story with real humor.

Something completely different for once, well done!

Very good, love the change of pace.

5/5. Wish you had said what was in the bag she hid though.

Broken English

Justified????

That’s a really old show.

Too clever by half 3/5

What’s Justified?

This was kind of a disjointed mess. Not to your usual standards.

Adorbs! Very sweet!

Good joke, worth the exercise of creating it, but please get an editor.

what was this????

"I'm barer lousy news." - "I'm THE BEARER OF lousy news."

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"She admitted she cucked me." - Since when is watching a TV program without your husband cucking him?

Yes, I certainly missed it. Two star rating worth of clever.

I see being cuckold is common, I bet that is the first thing couples talk about when issues arise , I can tell you look and sound so stupid , along with others that use that word , so grow up and learn to spell...

Funny! Thanks! I needed a chuckle. :)

lighten up people it's FICTION !!! and it's pretty damn funny too !!

Isn't there a Humor category? I admit this story is Not humorous, but it sure does not belong in the Loving Wives category.

I enjoyed this story it was different and actually had a loving wife.

Hah! Sweet! Thanks for writing!

I thought this story was stupid. I feel like I wasted my time reading it.

Funny married humor - 4.0*

An o'henry twist

Like it

Five Stars.

All I can say is "Good One".

Good job. 5*s

Thanks for your writing.

Story was hilarious. 5 stars.

But so sorry to hear about your own personal tragedy ((

Awesome great twist

Don't do that or I'll shoot you

BANG!

I told you I'd shoot you. Now you just lay there and bleed awhile. Roll Th credits, do the promo for next week