by vitesse
Watching paint dry on Saturday night is better than this story.
When a man buys lingerie for his wife, he's buying himself a present. Not a gift for her. So get that straight. But at least she has some fun with it. Next year? Jewelry. Nice jewelry.
Your premise was solid, but the grammar was appalling. I would suggest that you work with an editor to fix things like the run-on sentences that so detract from what could have been a very entertaining story!