Howdy, Neighbor

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How nice of him to acknowledge my joke, thought Kelly. She turned to leave.

"Maybe you can help me redecorate," said Chuck.

She twirled back toward him, giving him another booby lifetime memory. "I'd like that," Kelly said. "I have a ton of great ideas." She bounded off down the sidewalk, happy as she'd ever been.

Chuck called his dog back inside, then returned to the bedroom's en suite bathroom to shower. First, he put away the box of condoms. The extra large type. The box his wife had made her final purchase.

He was ready to use them on someone new.

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AnonymousAnonymous4 months ago

Utterly terrible.

*rates story 5 Stars*

AlTendAlTend4 months ago

Kind of quirky and fun - if I had to sum it up in one word, to quote one of my favorite TV characters, Fascinating.

Emolga79Emolga794 months ago

I could barely read this because of how much I was laughing. Basically every single paragraph had something that got at least a chuckle out of me. 12/10

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