by readndream
Christ, what an asshole. She should have dumped his sorry ass after the second date at latest ("during" might have been even better). Talk about possessive!
But then we would have missed the highlight of this episode: "I sat on my couch listening to my boyfriend shit in the bathroom". I *burst out* laughing on that one. It reminded me of something my close female friend frequently said back in our youth: "So I told him to go shit in his hat."
@pope32767 Yeah, I know Gem needs to dump him ASAP! Unfortunately, he is almost word-for-word based on my older ex-boyfriend whom I dated when I was waaaaaaaay too young, and my best friend's ex-boyfriend. We like to call them 'character developing men'. The men we choose when we are young! Thanks for reading <3