All Comments on 'Legally Blonde: An Anal Parody'

If they re-made the movie so that it showed the above story instead of the sweet, sickly pap of the original script , I'd certainly go and see it! You write so well, Jasmine. I've given this parody 5 stars.

This really makes the bend and snap scene that much more erotic. This would make a great script for a porn parody. Will you do legally blonde 2?

I have a bit of constructive criticism for you Jasmine. Your discription of asses is half-assed, pardon the pun. I see booty way too much which isn't a bad thing. I recommend adjectives like dumptruck, perky, thick, bouncy, bubbly, wide, taut, jiggly, and juicy to name a few. Terms like PAWG, PAAG (for Asians) for a more comedic or crass description of a fine ass. Or describe the cheeks as perfect globes.

I hope I don't come off negative in any way. I've been a fan of your work for a decade now.

This really makes the bend and snap scene that much more erotic. This would make a great script for a porn parody. Will you do legally blonde 2?

I have a bit of constructive criticism for you Jasmine. Your discription of asses is half-assed, pardon the pun. I see booty way too much which isn't a bad thing. I recommend adjectives like dumptruck, perky, thick, bouncy, bubbly, wide, taut, jiggly, and juicy to name a few. Terms like PAWG, PAAG (for Asians) for a more comedic or crass description of a fine ass. Or describe the cheeks as perfect globes.

I hope I don't come off negative in any way. I've been a fan of your work for a decade now.

Such a wonderful potential story ruined in the 1st few paragraphs by including pegging. Such a same.

Yummmm Sooooo SEXY,..!! 5 stars..!!

That was a lot of fun. Maybe something romantic can arise out of Elle and Vivian....

Loved it. Please continue. Have her turn Vivian’s mom into an anal whore too.

Great story! I’m sure you are used to the comments by now but I must disagree. I felt the first few paragraphs were perfect and drew me in (see what I did there). Additionally while I don’t think the “constructive criticism” was meant to be critical, I have to again disagree. I’m not a fan of those descriptors of her perfect ass I now have in my imagination. Thank you for this and all your stories. I’m looking forward to where this will go. You are often a major player in our wild nights.

Who cares if everyone shares all your kinks? The people reading your stories here should not kink-shame you because you like to think about the possibilities of a woman using a strap-on device on a man. Some men are into that, as are some women. We're all "weirdos" with weird kinks here. Some are into BDSM -- both submission and authoritarianism, others like the idea of lesbian relationships. Some really like like the idea of lesbian domination and submission games between two wonderful women. All the spices are life should be welcome here. If you don't like some of them, edit them out while you're reading a story here. Especially when the entire problem some idiots have here are brief passing mentions of some of the spices of life. If you can't ignore a brief passing mention in the middle of a nice story, then your an idiot who well eventually hate the idea people reading these stories here.

In short, take your censorship games and piss off.

533. The story was well written as usual. But as I have mentioned before, I still don’t get the fascination women seem to have with using a strapon. Is it the feeling of domination? Surely there is no feeling there with a rubber dick.

Awesome! That was super fun to read!!!! You are so clever and creative. Love all your work!!!!