by SkyEldridge
It's a true story. He looked for shelves and they were usually on black girls, some of whom went to the Olympics.
The car is an Alfa Romeo, not Alpha Romeo. Alpha is a letter of the alphabet and has no wheels or engine.
The name is an acronym from the original maker, which was "Anonima Lombarda Fabbrica Automobili." See Wikipedia, or other sources.
Just sayin'