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Suze laughed. But then she reached down and rearranged her labia. 'When you say English mustard ... I assume that "bacon sarnie" is not a euphemism.'
'A euphemism?' I had to think for a moment there. 'Oh! A euphemism. No,' I said. 'Good gracious, no. A little saliva, perhaps. A little lube -- if necessary. Just to get things started. I'm sure I have some somewhere. But no mustard. Definitely no mustard.'
Suze nodded. 'Just checking,' she said. 'Don't want any misunderstandings at this early stage of our relationship.'
'No,' I said. And, taking her in my arms, I kissed her full on her mouth while I ran an exploratory pleasure-finger through her silver-streaked bush and into her warm cuntal valley.
'Oh, yes,' Suze said. 'Oh, fucking yes.'
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yowserover 3 years agoFifty Shaded
Oh this was a treat buried here in the underbrush. Lilting literary prose, enchanting visuals, even the hint of intimate photography in the works. Charming.
