Maia Laaning Ch. 19

"Naturally, all the English speaking reporters and for that matter English speaking women's tennis fans laughed and guffawed at that seemingly indecorous answer. However, that surely illustrates that those English speaking disparagers did not factor in that English is not Simona's mother tongue. Now obviously I'm not conversant in the Romanian language, but I'm willing to bet that what Simona said literally translates into to a common Romanian expression. I'm pretty sure that if Simona had the time to concentrate on an equivalent English expression, she would have said, something like, 'The outcome of this match sure was shitty for me.'

"So, likewise I have the same problem in speaking English idiomatically especially in expressing phrases. For example, you heard me utter 'persse' which can mean a lot of things depending on the context, such as 'shit' 'ass' 'fuck' and the like. 'Minge persse' is a very common vulgar slang expression in Estonian, Now with 'minge' meaning 'you can go' or 'you go to', you is implied. Then 'minge persse' meaning you can go to fuck or go to shit makes no sense in English. Most likely the phrase can mean either: 'go fuck yourself' or 'you can go to hell' depending on the context. The former being where the speaker is more emphatic in chastising his listener rather than the latter case which might be simply a gentle rebuke."

At this point, Tony had become fatigued by Maia's long drawn explanation. So, to curtail the seemingly potentially endless discussion, and to turn back to doing things sexually, he opted to go silly on her. He mischievously said, "Oh wow Maia! That's very interesting. I think you should become a language teacher when you grow up."

Realizing Tony was only teasing, Maia took no offense to that remark. Besides she surmised it was his humorous way of suggesting another tryst to which she had no objection. So in that spirit, she grabbed a pillow and bopped it on his head saying in mock scold, "That was not nice!"

Turning to her, Tony embraced Maia fully and started licking her left ear lobe, saying, "Yes but this is nice."

In return Maia, grabbed his penis and started gently stroking it, saying, "Oh yes! This is very nice indeed!"

Then Tony reached down and began to stimulate Maia's clit with his index finger saying, "This is beyond nice. This is delightful."

Now thoroughly aroused, Maia sighed and said, "Sa võid mind nüüd võtta, ma olen valmis." Then she sighed again as she went on to say, "Oh wait a minute I have no trouble saying it in English. I said you can take me now, I am ready." Then she added, "Palun Tony."

Tony correctly deciphered that "palun" means please. Accordingly, he induced Maia to scoot down to lie flat on her back. Tony immediately turned to face her now supine body, and thereby entered her to commence a traditional missionary position sexual intercourse. Maia immediately wrapped her legs around his back completely crossing her legs to rest her heels on the crack of his ass. Thereupon she returned every thrust with a parry of her own.

This time during their copulation, Maia did not verbalize any Estonian phrases. Instead, she merely uttered "Jah! Jah! Jah!" at conclusion of each grunt articulated during every penile thrust. The pace set by Tony in this coitus suited Maia just fine; a Goldilocks tempo if you will, not too fast or vigorous, nor too slow or languid either, but just right. As a result, a warm and fuzzy feeling started to engulf her entire body. Starting with the point of origin from her toes and fingers thereby momentarily virtually paralyzing her joints while still continuing to spread encompassing the totality of her limbs, before invading her torso. A pleasing euphoria gradually settled in to seize hold of her entire body.

Once the euphoria increased to overtake her mind Maia lost her sentient awareness. Subsequently in recalling this feeling and explaining it to others, she could only aver that she must have experienced an unconscious orgasm. She actually swooned and was unaware when or for that matter that Tony had actually ejaculated. What she did do as she momentarily recovered from her fainting spell was to affect a huge smile and uttered groggily, "Oh that was so good!" Then reverting into Estonian, she exactly said, "Aitäh, aitäh! See oli nii tore, nii kaunis." (Loosely translated: 'thank you, thank you it was so splendid, so lovely')

Then Maia closed her eyes and instantly fell asleep, while his cock was still in her discharging his last load. In fact, once Tony extracted his wilting cock from her vagina, she was actually snoring! Ever the gentleman, Tony placed a pillow under Maia's head and pulled up the bed sheet to cover her sleeping nude body. He finished his drink of vodka before falling asleep himself.

Tony was the first to awaken from his somnolence and he noticed that during the night, Maia had turned over to lie prone with her head resting sideways on her pillow. Maia was truly a gorgeous woman, especially sexually alluring when fully naked. Even though only her backside was visible to Tony, he was fully aroused just by gazing at her body and especially appreciating her delicious feminine derrière. With such visible incentive, he maneuvered himself into position to spread apart her ass cheeks, which in turn allowed him access to perform an erotic anilingus.

In licking her anus and perineum, as the presence of the previously applied perfume had dissipated, Tony was confronted with Maia's natural aromatically pungent scent. As he breathed in her aroused feminine smell, it enhanced his senses and drove his libido unto the passionate level. The action naturally forced Maia to awaken, and she immediately squeaked as she gained consciousness. Once she realized what was happening to her, she reached back with her left hand to massage Tony's hair and scalp registering as a gesture of appreciation. She then was heard to mutter, "Kui kaunis! Nii hea!"

Tony was so enraptured by licking and slurping on Maia's rosebud anal opening and her taint, that he was content to continue seemingly forever. However, he was induced to stop as Maia verbalized, "Palun, Tony, vota..." She then switched to English feeling more sure of herself, "Take me Tony!" But then she switched back to Estonian, "Võtma mind nüüd! Pane see mu vittses!" (Take me now! Put it in my cunt!)

With a fairly clear understanding of what Maia was demanding, Tony raised himself from his ass licking activity. He moved forward as Maia raised her hips sufficiently to allow easy access to her vagina. Thereby, Tony penetrated her vagina while bracing himself at a forty-five degree angle with his palms pressed firmly against the mattress. This flat iron sex position created a snug fit, so that Tony's penis felt even larger than before. This sexual intercourse was made even more spine tingling exhilarating by Tony as he was nuzzling her ears and neck throughout this coitus. Maia sighed as she thoroughly enjoyed this delightful good morning sex.

They conscientiously partook of a shower together before leaving the motel. This provided Maia the opportunity of providing Tony with a wet blow job during the shower. After swallowing his cum, Maia stood up to open her mouth demonstrating her now empty oral cavity. She said, "All gone. Your seed was yummy!"

As the drive from the motel back to the Koeninger residence took about forty-five minutes, they had plenty of time to rehash their sexual activity. In this regard, Tony asked Maia to explain some of her Estonian utterances during the various sexual acts. She replied, "Well when I first saw your penis, I believe I said 'Oh! See on nii suur! Kui kaunis!' The literal translation is 'Oh! It's so big! How pretty!" I'm fairly certain that this is not what I would actually say or should say in English.

Tony replied, "I now understand what you meant about you having difficulty in speaking English idiomatically. It's quite right for you to confine yourself to Estonian for sexual expressions. You see the proper idiomatic translation of what you said would be, 'My it's so huge, gargantuan even! How breathtaking'!"

Maia laughed at Tony's deliberate hyperbole. She gave out another explanation, "I know I said 'Kurat' a lot as it is a most common curse word used by Estonians. I suppose in this sexual context it can mean 'fuck' but I'm not absolutely certain, as the main meaning of 'Kurat' in English is the devil. Incidentally, that is the rationale my Estonian grandfather uses to explain why God favors the Estonian people."

Tony reacted, "Huh! How can he say that? I believe the Bible quite clearly states that the Jews are God's chosen people."

Maia replied, "Yes that is true but also in the Bible, Jesus says 'The only unpardonable sin is blaspheming the Holy Spirit or the Holy Ghost'. Now as you know 'goddamn' and 'Jesus Christ' are quite common curse words in the English language, but 'damn the Holy Spirit' or 'damn the Holy Ghost' are not. Such expression just does not have the right ring to it for cursing in English. Consequently, no one says it.

"So, it's my grandfather's hypothesis that this is the built in protection God provides to protect English speaking persons from committing the one unpardonable sin. My grandfather goes on to suggest that it's his understanding that alas, cursing the Holy Spirit is common enough along with God and Jesus Christ in the French language. Thus, he opines that God must not care too much for the French.

"Now the Estonian language goes one better than in the English language. Sadly, Jesus Christ is likewise a curse word in Estonian, but I believe its usage is less frequent. However, God which in Estonian is 'Jumal' just has no application as a curse word. No one curses God in Estonian; it just is not thought of as something to say. As for the Holy Spirit or Holy Ghost, it also just simply has no consideration as a curse word. As I said the most common curse word in Estonian is 'Kurat' and as I also said its literal meaning is the devil. Ergo, one is forced to conclude God must have an especial warm spot for Estonians."

Tony laughed cheerfully. He replied, "That seems like a flimsy rationale to me to support the Divine's preferences."

Maia admitted, "Perhaps so. However, as I said it's my grandfather's proposition and he sticks by it. Needless to say, I really have no quarrel with his premise."

Then Maia went on to explain that: "kui kaunis" can mean how beautiful, lovely, fair, pretty; "kui armas" can mean how dear, beloved, amiable, charming. lovely, sweet; "kui taevalik means how heavenly; "ma olen valmis" means I am ready; võtma mind nüüd means take me now; "pane see mu kissuses nüüd" means put it in my kitty (possibly pussy) now; "see on nüüd väga vaja"means it is now very needed.

In another matter Tony mentioned that she had fallen asleep while he still was ejaculating. He opined that presumably she had succumbed to a very intense orgasm. Maia sloughed it off as simply a case of fatigue. But in her mind, she recalled that she had also fallen asleep right after a sexual intercourse with Harri Kutsaar. This made her wonder if she was prone to narcolepsy after engaging in some really hot sex.

When they arrived at the Koeninger's house, Erica coyly greeted them, "So nice to see you two again. I trust you had a good time. Anyway, I have some brunch ready for you."

Maia craftily replied, "Oh thank you Aunt Erica, that is so sweet of you. And yes the Medieval Times puts on a good show, and it was fun eating à la medieval style. I was thoroughly entertained."

Erica slyly retorted, "I bet you were!"

There were no further allusions made by Erica as to the obvious sexual activity having incurred between Tony and Maia. After a sumptuous meal, and a little conversation, it was time for Maia to get her things together to catch her flight back to Estonia leaving at 4:00 PM with a stopover in Frankfort, Germany to arrive in Tallinn at 1:00 PM local time, Sunday afternoon.

During that time on the previous Sunday in Miami, when she was making arrangements preparing to leave to visit first her uncle Paul in Wisconsin and then her aunt Erica in Chicago, Maia had purchased online a Mile High t-shirt and directed it to be sent to her aunt's address in Chicago. The shirt was pink in color and had inscribed in an arc in white the words "Mile High Club". Below it in black was embossed a replica of a typical jetliner. And below that were inscribed in white the words "Official Member".

When Erica, who had been helping Maia pack, seeing her don the t-shirt, she snorted, "Are you advertising that you did indeed bonk your tennis coach on a plane no less?"

Given the amiable rapport she had with her aunt, Maia did not even blush at the remark. Instead, she cavalierly replied, "Well, I'm sure most people would be unaware who I might have bonked, but I certainly did have sex in the airplane's lavatory. It was a tight fit in more ways than you think."

Tony as a matter of course was the one to drive Maia to the O'Hare International Airport. As he was gentlemanly placing Maia's luggage into his SUV, she whispered into his ear, "I want you to unzip your fly before you start driving me to the airport."

The drive to the airport took a little over a half hour, but it was plenty of time for Maia to administer a delicious blow job. Tony was remarkably able to drive safely while being subject to the exquisite stimulation of his penis by Maia's tongue. As he got to the entrance way for the terminal serving Lufthansa, he began ejaculating into Maia's mouth. As he stopped in front of the departures concourse where Maia was to get off to get to her plane, she raised her head from her fellatio position to her normal passenger sitting position. She turned to Tony and said, "I've saved some of your cum. Would you like a taste of yourself before I go?"

By this time Tony was mesmerized by Maia's bewitching sexual allure. All he could manage in form of a reply was a simple nod of his head. Maia immediately grasped the back of his head, to pull him into her for a cum swapping kiss. Once Maia was able to push the remnant sperm which she had not swallowed, into his mouth she finished with a final smooch on his lips. With a warm smile, Maia said, "Thank you Tony, I had a wonderful time with you."

As Tony was watching Maia disappear with her luggage in tow into the concourse of the airport terminal, he sighed regretfully. All he could think of was that he wished she was not his first cousin and that she did not live so far away. Otherwise, he sure as hell would have done everything necessary to secure her as his permanent exclusive girlfriend. He envied her boyfriend in Estonia.