Maid of Mischief Ch. 01

The seventh spoonful, I thought by this point that I'd be used to the taste and smell of cum however it's so pungent and potent that every mouthful is a bit of a challenge. I would have honestly liked to be more disgusted at my own actions, eating another guy's jizz for breakfast, swallowing his sticky, smelly semen one mouthful after the next. Especially with the Foxboy in question so invasively rubbing his literal massive throbbing cock against my side as I do so, enjoying the scene of me consuming his fresh ejaculate. However all I'm feeling at this moment is an undeniable arousal, with each spoonful I swallow, my own erection that's only half the size of Kitt's is throbbing like crazy. It was a highly inappropriate state to be in at the breakfast table, especially for a nobleman like myself. However this whole scene had already long past the point of shamefulness.

GLP~

A dozen spoons full and I felt it sloshing in my stomach. By this point all of the pie had already long been eaten, leaving only the soupy "custard" pooling in the plate. By noble standards, my breakfast should have already been finished a few spoons ago when the main meal had ended. However it was obvious that the stuff I scooped up in my spoon next was the true main course. I watch the cloudy fluid jiggle like jelly as I scoop out as heaping a spoonful as my spoon can manage. Nothing but pure foxboy nut with only the tiniest bits of cinnamon and pie crust floating inside.

SRRLLPP-P-P~

Gokungk~ "Mnf, master, manners~"

He says as much but he's pressing his crotch so deep into my side that I can now feel his soft balls tensing together with his throbbing prick. By bad manners, he's of course referring to the clearly audible slurping noise as I suck his jizz off the edge of the spoon like soup, cock soup in this case. It's so sticky, slimy and viscous that the warm seed is quickly drawn into my lips like one solid mass as I suck. I feel my lips turn slimy with jizz as it splatters the inside of my mouth, cascades over my already heavily coated tastebuds and slides to the back of my throat.

One would think that the swallowing process would be simpler now since there was no need to chew, however the slimy cock goo was even more stubborn going down my throat. It was like the small amounts of apple pie had provided it some solid enough mass that my gullet could squeeze it down easily. Now it was just a viscous sperm jelly that clung stubbornly to the walls of my gullet, making it slime all the way down my oesophagus and inside my belly.

SSSRRRLLLPP-P~

"Oh master, so greedy~♥"

My solution for this? Just swallow more of it. I shovel multiple spoons full of cum into my mouth until there was a large enough spunk glob that my throat could suck it down with less problems. At the same time this meant that my mouth was so much more filled with jizz each time, it drowned and pickled my tongue and gums, my teeth felt slimy sliding against each other as I savoured Kitt's warm, potent load. I scooped and scooped up his nut into my mouth, the Femboy in the meantime getting more and more bold in rubbing against me, until he was just shy of humping my arm.

This not only made it more of a challenge to scoop out plenty of his spunk with that same arm, but also made me more aroused as I could feel his crotch heating up similar to his hot slab of foxboy meat rubbing against me. I felt his balls tensing intensely as I struggled to gulp his smelly seed, as though he were imagining himself shooting it right into my mouth. I myself was imagining him dropping a fat hot load onto my spoon every time I bring a fresh warm scoop towards my mouth.

Such was how us master and servant crossed many lines and committed to the inappropriate, sinful act while spoonful and spoonful of prick sauce disappeared from my tainted breakfast plate. The more scoops I slurped up, the stronger the stench in my nose and the more tingly my mouth became from the strong taste. My throat felt weird after swallowing so much soupy jizz, I could feel it pooling in my belly as much as it pooled on the plate, said pool now shrinking as the one in my belly grew directly larger. I became lost in the act of literally eating Kitt's smelly semen with the Femboy grinding his rock hard prick and crotch against my side. His faint, high-pitched panting mimicking how I felt inside as my own boner pulsed like crazy in my fitted pants.

SSPPPPPWCHP~

By the time I was at the last slurp, I had no idea how much cum I'd drunk. He'd shot out so much and this was only my first time tasting semen, much less consuming so much of it. The last cloudy globs of warm, sticky ball sauce was slurped into my lips and then turned up in my mouth as I swished it for no real reason other than to savour the taste. Even now it was a smell and taste that I couldn't bring myself to genuinely enjoy, however clearly what I enjoyed was a different aspect of the immoral act. It took swallowing a whole massive load of the Foxboy's cum for me to be convinced of my own perverted desires. My erection throbbed almost as much as Kitt's did as I swallowed the last of his load.

"Don't, nf, forget to clean your plate, master~♥"

Gokungk~ Gokungk~

His cock was absolutely raging and grinding against me like it was alive as he carefully held up the seemingly empty plate. Inside of it was naturally still plenty thick streaks of sticky prick cream that I'd failed to scoop up with my spoon. Naturally for a noble, there was no such thing as perfectly cleaning ones plate, in fact for a servant to even suggest such a thing after a meal could land them in trouble even int his day and age. However, as Kitt boldly tilts the baker dish and brings it towards my face, my face naturally moves in to meet it.

The smell is so strong, prick sauce surrounding my face from all sides as I stick my tongue out into the dish. Of all the actions unbecoming of a noble, this was one at the top of the list. Even some commoners would find it bad manners to literally lick their plates clean, yet this is exactly what I did. Thick globs of smelly sperm jelly bults up on my tongue, soaking my tastebuds further as I lick the thick streaks off the expensive ceramic. Kitt holds the plate gently to my face, treating his own master like a pet he was feeding, all the whole still grinding his throbbing cock and tensing crotch on my side.

SLCK-K~ SLRP~

Were any of my acquaintances to witness my actions at this moment, there was no way I would be able to explain it while maintaining any form of dignity or self-respect, far less the respect of my peers. However the only thing on my mind at this time is the strong smell of foxboy semen pounding my sinuses as I struggle to swallow down thick globs of his remaining cum. It certainly took a lot of time and effort, the dish being so large and there being so much spunk, however I was methodical and didn't want to miss a single drop of the smelly, cloudy cock cream. It felt like it would be an insult to myself after having already swallowed so much. The sound of my licking continued to echo in the deep dish held to my face and the smell and taste dominated my senses until there was finally nothing left to lick off.

"Well done master."

Kitt boldly complimented me for consuming his spunk like it was some kind of accomplishment, though given the size of the load, it had been in some ways. I certainly felt it in my belly as I sat in my chair, literal pints of his fresh seed composing my breakfast for the morning. Even as the reality of what I'd just done set in, mostly all I felt was arousal that made my dick hard. It seems that I'm already too far gone at this point. I felt strangely satiated while my own breath stunk like I'd spent the day in a brothel, sucking people off. My mouth and throat still felt slimy while the taste was glued to my tongue and the smell seared into my nostrils. One thing was for sure, I would have to wash my mouth thoroughly before I interacted with anyone that wasn't the Foxboy standing beside me. And speaking of Kitt,

"Did you like my special sauce master~?"

He asked while leaning over and bringing his face near mines, even with his toothy grin right in front of my eyes, I couldn't help but look at his erection that was throbbing just like my own. But what could I say in response? As I'd already stated before, it was semen, whether I'd enjoyed consuming in from purely a smell and taste standpoint, I'd be lying if I said I did. However, I obviously couldn't bring myself to say such a thing, what with my clear reaction from the experience.

"It was a very... unique taste. It wasn't that bad."

About as unique as jizz from someone's balls could taste I suppose. Though it wasn't like I was a connoisseur in ejaculate. Kitt seemed to interpret my opinion to his own convenience though.

"I'm glad you like it! I'll make sure to serve you plenty more from now on~♥"

"Ugh, th-that..."

I honestly didn't know what to say. I could make the argument that his enthusiasm with his fox ears twirling and his fluffy fox tail wagging is what made me hesitate. However it was more obviously the way that my erect dick throbbed at those words that did it. I felt like a complete failure of a dignified noble as I failed to tell my own servant something basic like not to feed me his cum. Though, I supposed my image of a dignified noble had already been forfeit even before I'd literally licked his jizz off my plate.

"But master, wasn't it a bit thick and sticky?"

"Urp, w-well."

Of course it was, it was damn potent too, I swear my tongue would go numb as I gulped it down by the spoonful. Even now I can feel the gooey load clinging to my throat as I swallow my own saliva that tastes an awful lot like foxboy sperm.

"How about some refreshing tea to wash it down?"

"Th-that'd be great, thanks."

Finally a normal development amidst this crazy outcome. Or so was what I was thinking until what Kitt did next. The Foxboy beside my table suddenly turned around and bent over, and at that moment I was directly flashed by his plump butt covered in noble ladies' panties! I was actually surprised as I didn't think he'd even wear panties below his maid outfit, then there was the image itself of his shapely butt, plump taint and his balls printed into the soft fabric! His maid outfit definitely had a hole to insert his tail, yet he's simply let it hang out below his skirt. Clearly this was his aim from the get-go as he directly flashed me with his tail raising his irregularly short skirt up! And the shameful thing was that I was getting a nice, hard look at his ass, emphasis on hard as I felt my erection throbbing with vigour! I even took a good look at his balls while contemplating how the hell such round thing that fit in the palm of my hands could produce so much spunk! The image of him blasting a massive load into my breakfast dish played in my head over and over again.

"Oh my, sorry for showing you something vulgar, master~♥"

The Foxboy acted like it was a minor thing and only lowered his skirt again as he raised up. I couldn't even reprimand him as I'd been looking at his ass like a common horny beast. I could only distract myself from these thought by focussing on what Kitt took out from below the table.

"Here you go."

"What's this?"

I asked that but I knew exactly what it was. It was a glass mug, a fairly large one like what was used in bars to pour ale for heavy drinkers. I didn't even thing that we had a mug this large in the estate, in this first place I didn't drink. I was perplexed as he handed me the heavy glass mug and couldn't help but as this obvious question.

"It's your teacup."

And the answer I got was incomprehensible. This, a teacup? In what world? What kind of barbarian would drink tea in something so large and cumbersome. I had many legitimate questions, however Kitt proceeded to instruct me on what to do next.

"Hold it on your lap master..."

"Like, like this?"

As someone who'd already swallowed his hot load of my own free will, I found it hard to not go along with the Femboy's eccentric whiles. He stood in front of me and had me rest the glass mug on my knees. I really wondered what any of this had to do with tea but things only got stranger.

"Alright."

"?!"

Of all things the foxy Femboy suddenly pulled down his panties below his skirt! And not only that!

Gokungk~

"Uuu, please don't stare at it too hard, it's embarrassing."

How could I not stare at it?! Right after he'd dropped his panties to the base of his plump thighs, the Foxboy then raised the skirt of his maid outfit, and out popped his big erect cock! His tan penis was literally staring me in the face, standing horizontal on his crotch and throbbing away. I knew it was big just from the tent it had left in his skirt, however actually seeing it laid literally bare in front of me was something else. It was not only long, but thick, it was near double the size of the six inch member that I'd taken pride in as a noble! The head of the uncut tan cock was pink, most of the swollen bulb wrapped by his tight foreskin that continued down his girthy shaft of at least eleven inches and into his plump, smooth, tan balls sitting in front of his plump thighs.

The sheer size of his prick that was unlike anything I'd seen before was in complete contrast to the Foxboy's adorable appearance as he gently pinched his skirt to lift it enough to reveal even his smooth tan belly. The way his cock throbbed and bobbed would never have you think it was attached to the smoothly shaven crotch of the adorable Foxboy with his tan face blushing slightly as he showed it to me. And the way that my own dick throbbed while looking at his clearly superior cock would never have one think that I was perfectly straight only a few weeks ago! But what even was I now that I'd already swallowed what I hoped was a full load of snotty nut from this exact same tan member?

"Master, please hold it."

"Wh-what? Hold, me, what?"

"My cock, please hold it."

What the hell kind of request was that?! I was already flabbergasted that he'd even show it to me, now he wants me to hold it?! I honestly didn't know how to respond, I felt like things were getting out of hand rather quickly. But then again I'd already consumed his dick sauce, so what was me holding his actual dick at this point? But things had already escalated out of control, what would happen if I kept enabling him? A simple request from the Foxboy put me in a mental dilemma as I wondered if things were really being taken to far now.

"Master~"

"Ugh, f-fine."

However, as he calls on me again with that blush on his face, I feel my moral integrity slipping away once more. And most of all, there's that undeniable part of me that has my own dick throbbing when presented with the opportunity to grab his. And if me having already swallowed a plateful of his cock cream wasn't an obvious indicator of my weak resistance, then I don't know what is. I therefore, very hesitantly, reach one of my hands for his throbbing member.

"Mnf~♥"

"?!"

Kitt makes a noise with his small nose and I almost freak out as I gently grab his member! Honestly, I shouldn't have been surprised, I have a dick of my own, I know what a dick is supposed to feel like. However I'd definitely never place my hand on a cock this big before! It was so long, so girthy, I could barely fit my fingers around his swollen shaft despite my big hands. It felt incredibly smooth and soft to the touch while simultaneous being incredibly stiff. I swear I can feel the blood pumping through the thick slab as the faint veins rub against my palm, the whole thing seems to throb even more heavily from my hesitant touch and the heat of it sends tingles through my hand that then crawls up my whole arm.

So this is what holding someone else's cock is like. No rather, this is what holding my personal maid's eleven plus inch, pulsating meat pole is like. I'm so enthralled by the sensations of it in my hand, even more than the thought of actually grasping Kitt's dick. I even give the thick shaft a very light squeeze and feel the stiff mass of swollen cock meat pulsate and swell in my grasp as a result.

"M-master, you can play with it anytime you want, but, I really need to let it out."

"Ah!"

I come to my senses as I hear the Foxboy say this with an even deeper blush. I can't believe I was so mesmerized by holding his throbbing cock! Who am I kidding, of course I could believe it, I'd literally just sucked down a fat load of his hot sperm barely a few minutes ago! But mental dilemma aside, why did he have me grab his dick?

"Please aim for the mug."

"Huh?"

The mug? Wait, is he gonna-?!

"Hurry, I can't hold it much longer~!"

"A-alright!"

Fuck it, I really don't know anymore, I simply follow his instructions and point the pink head of his cock towards the glass mug still sitting on my knees. The thing is so big that I can comfortably git my fingers into the space of the handle and hold the glass body to my palm. The fact that it's so big and that he was having me point his cock to it made me think that I was about to be served yet another helping of fresh cum! But wasn't he supposed to serve me something to wash down the snotty jizz sliming up my throat? My question is soon answered as Kitt squints his eyes and I feel his body tremble through his pulsating cock.

"Mnnn~♥"

I hear him moan lightly right before I feel his urethra bulge in my grasp. The thought I instantly had was on how he was able to simply cum on demand. However things made a lot more sense when I witnessed what actually came out of his cock.

Fffssshhhrrr~

"?!"

Scratch that, there was no way that what I was seeing was making sense, in fact it made even less sense than my previous though us sucking down another load of foxboy spunk! But I guess it did make sense in a way since, as compared to cum at least, piss was certainly much closer in resemblance to tea! That's right, piss, pee, urine, such was what I immediately identified to be the thick stream of light yellow liquid that had come gushing out of the Femboy's cock! The sudden occurrence that was even more unexpected than seeing a bunch of jizz fly had almost made me pull on his dick in shock! Thankfully, I'd instead been rendered frozen stiff from the shock, and this allowed his stream to fly true and fall into its intended target, the glass mug in my hand, or as Kitt had just called it, my teacup!

Certainly it was a proper runny liquid unlike his cum, and it's temperature made it resemble brewed tea even more, to the point that steam was already fogging up the inside of the glass mug as it rushed in. However none of that changed the fact that it was Kitt's piss that was currently streaming into the mug! Surely we'd gone too far already when I literally ate his sperm soup off a plate, however this definitely had to be crossing the line. Did he really expect me to drink his piss?!

"Phhheeeeww~♥"

Ssssshhhrrrrrr~ PRPRKLPRKLKL~

Whatever his intention, the Foxboy simply kept peeing. His cock was still firmly held in my hand in a way that I felt the hot swill rushing through his bulging urethra as he relieved himself. It all flowed perfectly into the mouth of the mug, which proved a big enough target as I unconsciously maintained the aim of his leaking prick head. I felt the stream hitting the inner walls of the mug, followed by the building heat on my knees and my hand still holding said mug. The colour of the urine was a light yellow like ale, and it started to resemble ale even more as a pool quickly formed at the bottom of the mug with a bubbly, frothy top!

This pool grew and climbed higher up the mug as Kitt pissed with a light moan, as though he'd really been unable to hold it for much longer. And the longer he peed, the more I was inclined to believe him. The weight of the filling mug on my knees increased more and more as I felt more rushing out through his piss pipe. The heat I felt on my palm holding the mug became greater and quickly enveloped all my fingers as the level of the rancid swill surpassed my fingers and kept climbing.