Married with Children

The following story is a parody. It should not diminish the fact that Al Bundy once scored four touchdowns in a single game for Polk High.

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Peg and Marcy were in the kitchen having their daily gossip session over coffee, when Bud walked in and grabbed a soda pop from the fridge, before turning around and apparently heading back upstairs to his bedroom. But the nosy little creep stopped and put his ear up against the kitchen door to eavesdrop on their conversation. Unlike his father, Bud had a secret crush on Marcy, the short-haired Milf next door.

His bedroom window had a direct view of the Darcys home, and their master bedroom. The kinky couple routinely left the shades open, unwittingly putting on numerous shows for their perverted neighbor. Bud made a habit out of jerking off while watching them play their kinky bedroom games, anything from role playing "Prisoner and the Warden's Wife" to some light bondage with handcuffs and some spanking. His favorite though, was watching Marcy fuck Jefferson with a strapon dildo.

Bud was disappointed with what he was hearing that day, as they were talking about him after he walked out. His mother didn't hold anything back talking about all the time he spends alone in his room looking at porn.

"I wish poor Bud would get a real girlfriend instead of those big-titted bimbos in his girly magazines. He turned eighteen last month and all he does is hang out in his bedroom and play with himself."

Bud cringed as his mom shared intimate details about his personal life, that weren't too flattering. Even though it was true, he didn't want the sexy neighbor to know he didn't have much of a sex life. Half of his fantasies involved screwing the bubbly Milf next door. But Peg just went on and on about him.

"Why, last week I even caught him going through Kelly's underwear drawer and sniffing her panties." Bud could only stand there and shake his head. He had no idea his mom saw him when he was in his sister's bedroom.

"Oh my God! No Way!" Marcy blurted out. "My Jefferson is a panty sniffer too! He always wants me to keep my undies on when we fool around just to see if they can get soaked. He loves that!"

"Well....??" Peg wanted Marcy to go on. "Do you really soak your panties?"

Marcy blushed while taking another sip of coffee. She innocently nodded her head, admitting that she has squirting orgasms almost every day. "I think I go through three or four panties a day!"

Peg just laughed at the sexpot's confession, "You're so lucky. I only have a gushing orgasm about once a year, and it certainly isn't from Al! If I want to get off, I have to take matters into my own hands. So to speak." The two horny friends cackled at their revelations while Bud listened in from the other room.

Bud could feel an erection coming on, as the thought of Marcy's wet panties was driving him wild. He wanted to go upstairs and jerk off at the thought, but really didn't want to miss anything. He slowly unzipped his fly and reached down to stroke his throbbing member.

The girls weren't finished with their sex talk either. "You're so lucky to have someone like Jefferson who still has some sexual energy. With Al, if he can last five minutes, I consider it a major accomplishment."

Marcy just smiled as she stirred her coffee, "Oh Jefferson has plenty of energy alright. I just wish he were a little bigger. Steve had a much bigger cock, he just didn't know how to use it."

Peg seemed shocked, "He's tiny? Really? I just assumed he had a big penis because you two always seem so happy."

Marcy opened up even more with their sex talk. "Well I don't mind his small peepee sometimes." She squirmed a bit in her chair before going on. "Jefferson introduced me to anal sex a few weeks ago. I'm kinda glad he's not that big when he sticks it in my tushy."

Peg's jaw dropped when the taboo subject of anal sex came up. "You let him fuck your pooper? Al used to beg me to let him in the backdoor, but I told him No way, it's exit only for this girl."

All this talk was getting to Bud, who let out a soft moan as the thought of Marcy taking it in her cute little butt was sending him over the edge. He suddenly froze, trying not to be heard. His attempts at keeping quiet didn't do any good as the two gabbing girls heard him gasp and realized he'd been listening the whole time. They silently motioned to each other that they had an eavesdropper, and continued as if nothing happened.

They continued for a few more minutes feeding Bud some stories of their sexual escapades, telling of their first blow jobs and what kind of vibrators they prefer. Marcy even went on in detail about how she squirted in Jefferson's face the first time he went down on her. Whether it was true or not, it had its effect on Bud who did his best to avoid shooting a load in his pants.

The kinky neighbor was enjoying this little tease, and decided to set a trap for the little pervert. She told Peg that all the talk was making her wet, and she was going to go take a shower and be sure to leave her soaked panties for her husband. She took off out the side door back to her house.

Bud was still turned on, with a big bulge in his shorts from all the sex talk. He went upstairs to spy on his slutty neighbor, who was getting undressed across the way, fully aware that Bud was watching. She tossed her panties onto the bed and headed to the shower. The sight of Marcy's pink panties laying there was too much for Bud. He hustled over and snuck into their house, then tiptoed upstairs where he could hear the shower running. The little pervert snuck into their bedroom where the panties were setting on the foot of the bed like a pot of gold.

The horny 18-year-old went for the bait, grabbing the undies and shoving them into his face, taking a big whiff. Even though Marcy left them there on purpose, the panties still had a musty scent, as the kinky story telling apparently got her off too. Bud was in heaven, sniffing her panties and picturing his hot neighbor in the nude.

Marcy came out of the bathroom looking smoking hot, wearing a short bathrobe that showed off her silky smooth tanned thighs. She stood with her arms folded while Bud continued to sniff her panties, oblivious to the fact that she was in the room.

"BUD BUNDY, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!"

She sauntered over to the young man who was caught red-handed. "Your mother was right, you are a little panty sniffer. What are we going to do with you?"

Marcy pushed her creepy admirer back onto the bed, while her bathrobe became undone, giving the young perv a glimpse of her small perky breasts. She hovered over her neighbor, knowingly giving Bud an eyeful of her naked, apple-sized titties.

Bud was initially embarrassed at getting caught, but now was enjoying the interrogation by his kinky neighbor. "Do you like what you see?" Marcy asked as she flashed her naked body.

The bulge in Bud's shorts gave away his answer and Marcy couldn't help but notice. "Take your clothes off, you little pervert. I want to see that tiny cock!" She was trying to humiliate the young man, but Bud was loving it and quickly stripped for her, with his hardon bouncing around as he stood there waiting for more orders.

Marcy picked up the panties and dangled them in front of him. She turned him around and handed him her soiled underwear before dropping the robe and taking a seat on the bed. She laid back and gently stroked her neatly trimmed pussy, teasing her young admirer.

"I want to watch you jerk off" she hissed with a mischievous smile. "You like my undies so much, I want you to jack off into them."

Bud smiled at the kinky request and began to slowly stroke his cock for her. It didn't take long before he was on the verge of coming. He had whacked off to her many times before, but to do it in front of her was especially exciting. Bud looked down at Marcy as she caressed her supple breasts and glistening pussy. The sight of her laying there naked, playing with herself was too much for the little pervert. He twitched a bit and let out a small groan as he shot several thick white globs into Marcy's panties.

Marcy giggled at the command she had over the creepy peeping tom and continued to play with her pussy. "Do you like what you see? It's much better up close than it is watching from your bedroom window, isn't it?"

Bud shouldn't have been surprised that they knew he spied on them. After all, they did seem to be performing especially for him.

"Do you like watching Jefferson and me?"

Bud never answered her, he just grabbed his cock and started stroking himself again as he inched up closer, practically inviting his sexy neighbor to touch his erect cock. Marcy did more than just touch it. She sat up and began sucking his cock, darting her expert tongue over and around it like a pro. She looked up, teasing her horny neighbor with her sexy gaze.

"I want you to come on my face." She smiled as she awaited her facial. Her rosy cheeks made for an inviting target. It didn't take long for Bud to grant her wish, as he shot a thick wad onto her forehead and into her eye, and another one that striped her cute little nose. Marcy flinched at the porn-like cumshot, somewhat surprised that Bud's small wiener could shoot such a big load.

Marcy sat at the foot of her bed with Bud's jizz dripping from her chin. She had one eye glued shut from the sticky goo, as she stuck her tongue out to the side of her mouth, trying to taste her neighbor's spunk.

Bud was admiring his handiwork, standing there with his dick in his hand, when he heard someone coming up the stairs. It sounded like his mother!

"Marcy? Are you up here?"

She was calling out to her friend from out in the hallway, before she even got to their bedroom. She didn't realize what was going on, or that Bud was in there with her. She continued talking as she walked in the room, as if it was just her and Marcy, not waiting for an answer.

"I brought my strapon. I thought we could have some fun before Jefferson gets..."

She stopped in her tracks when entered the room to see the two of them naked. Her son standing there with his cock in his hand, and Marcy sitting on the edge of the bed, with her face dripping with cum.

"WOW!! Nice one, Bud!"

"It looks like he takes after his father!"