All Comments on 'Memory'

A good story, if she was a normal wife she would have confronted her husband and if he was cheating, thrown him out.

If you wrote a sequel i'm sure that is what he would do.

There's nothing wrong with your sense of humor...well, maybe just a little bit. :) The ending was so good that it caused me to reread the story a number of times to digest it all.

This was a great twist!! I was so pulled in to the anger and betrayal she was feeling even though I have never been in that situation. Keep up the good work!! I have enjoyed several of your other stories and suggest everyone read them, too.

Woman, you rock! Great story. Your imagination, skill and nerve are unparalleled. Thanks! *still laughing*

Seems like I have heard this story before, in other stories and urban legends but you did make it fun and interesting none the less. Hard to do that as a writer.

Lynne

A perfect example of why infidelity is not an answer for revenge.

Why is she so READY to believe he is cheating?

I know of a case where it happened!!!

Yeah, a very jealous wife of a pal of mine went out and had much the same experience; only it was on their 5th wedding anniversary, not her birthday; with most of both families attending. Sad situation indeed!

I wonder what course a sequel would take...

Why didn't she confront her husband first? She way to easily swayed? Can this transgression be fixed?

Thanks for writing!

Sexmate

Patti didn't need to dig in to the obvious flaws in her logic because without those obvious flaws, the damn thing wouldn't have been funny! The same is true of "As the Worms Turns" where you made a similar criticism.

Humor has its own logic.

And pretty good, too. Funny, but in a sick way. Well done

My God! That would be embarrassing.

Re: "Thank goodness for the mystique of the older woman."

That is bull crap. Of course the writer is a women and women are so stupid regarding what men tell them. The owner of a call girl operation was on a talk show. A lady asked him how old the girls were. He replied, mostly teens and early twenties and that the oldest one was 28. She then asked if he needed anyone in their 30s and that men tell her they like older women.

He said, "Lady, the men are just being nice. There is no demand for women that old."

The author, being a woman, may believe this nonsense about the mystique of the older women. However, the truth is a 40 year old women would have to buy sex from that good looking young man. He wouldn’t fuck her if she throw herself at him.

I have been there when I was in my early twenties. Older women were practically begging me for sex and forcing me to make excuses to not hurt their feelings. I told one, about 35 that she was too old. It made her so mad.

You are amazing. I enjoy everything you write. I think I'm in love.

I love your stories. But this one was too much to enjoy. Poor girl. Jumped to conclusions abd so so embarrassing. That is why i didn't like this one. Sorry

This was so funny.......all I could do is laugh out very loudly...Great story

I've read this a few times (Hey folks! How about some more good stories!) but it is a true classic that has aged well.

That reminds me of something ... damn, what was it? Oh, yeah! I'm older but certainly no wiser.

Great job!

Regards, DJ

This has got to be one of the best stories on this site. Thanks very much for writing.

Great story! Black humor (morbidly satiric, not Chris Rock or Eddie Murphy) is the most satisfying.

Just as soon as I finish laughing I'll type up my response.

about this story, none what so ever. I feel sorry for the woman in the story, for not finding out first, all that she could, before jumping into the arms of someone else. If other folks that made comments think that this is funny? Oh well, just sick, as far as I'm concern. Keep writing, otherwise I pretty much enjoy your stories, just not this one.

don't women generally remember such days better than men?

now didn't she had a kodak moment

you hit the mark ! enough said.

A classic oopsie tale!

talk about a serious fau paux

nothing warped here as far as i can tell, except may wifey

Wife only suffers from hubby's cheating until she finds another arms, but in husband suffers from wife's cheating for lifetime, and it is even worse than death for proud man.

If woman finds out about hubby her first thoughts- REVENGE - Sex with other man which causes permanent damage. And she will get over with it someday.

But for Husbands, first thought is not revenge. Because he knows whatever he does or not it never going to be back there.

So take revenge only when you really dont want to live with them, Should not expect reconcile after revenge. Because revenge sex only shows you dont want to be together again.

I do like a twist in the story, or is it a twist of the knife??

There is nothing wrong with your sense of humour. Great story. Thanks. Jim

Loved it. MORE PLS

Yes, I really liked it, but did she ever get to have her cake and eat it too ? lol

I don't even read old hide stories; I rate them 1*.

Five from the Starfairy.

*****

Everytime you post something my BS, troll, wimp and moron meters hit the peg. All I can say is I feel for you, having to get up every morning, look in the mirror and see you looking back.

and life begins at 40 even if its a new one. TK U MLJ MLV NV

I see my good friend dwormcock has left another comment. I want a vote...I say he's some kid living in his parents basement. That's the only way I can figure anyone having such immaturity and posting such a shitty comment about such a good story.

where he get's a divorce, she has to pay him alimony. the kids live with him and he moves on.......5 stars

This feels unfinished.

Sorry, this was just too sad to be enjoyable. This was basically a good woman who foolishly allowed suspicion and anger to get the better of her. I kept expecting you to have her rethink her plan at the last minute and save herself. Hence the supreme disappointment when you did not.

I would have liked it more if when she got to her car with Robert, she changed her mind and sent him on his way. She would then drive home with the realization that she should just confront her husband with her knowledge and demand a divorce. After being surprised, she could have had a "Thank God" moment and learned a valuable lesson herself.

The husband should bear some of the responsibility. We should all try to avoid even the perception of impropriety. And how much time does it take to design a cake. Of course that does not excuse her actions.

However, even though I did not like the story, I must admit that it does provide a lesson on that old saying that two wrongs do not make a right.

Oh yeah, one other thing. Who really forgets their 40th birthday...

Great last line. I took it for what it was: a humorous take on a LW tale.

Especially if you don't review all the facts before you act. The wife will now get what's coming to her, a world of shit.

HA HA

I like the way you stated the story in a somewhat serious vane and let the delusional wife gather the "evidence" of her husband's cheating until finally she has had enough and must strike back. The fact that it was a cougar tale (began to show how silly she was), the lovers are always tall and handsome too boot. She however is an average looking 40 year old with modest breasts, inability to walk correctly in heels and quite stupid to top it all. The tongue-in-cheek portion of your story is the fucking she is engaged in when the lights come on with all the important people in her life watching her literally destroying her marriage, her family and her husband's love. Your idea that she had forgotten her own birthday (not just any birthday-her 40th) and you liken it to your forgetting your carkeys is just a tad ridiculous.

Poor execution.

With today's technology, e-mail, telephone and otherwise, it takes someone all of five minutes to arrange a surprise party of one's closest friends and family. It doesn't require extended time-outs at the office that have to be passed off as "meetings" or nonsense like that. It's reasonable for her to suspect that something more serious than a surprise party is going on. Reaction was rather unreasonable before actually catching him, though.

This is (or should be) as much a cautionary tale against engaging in mass deception in marriage as well as overreaction. I realize that it's a lesser trend amongst authors in this particular type of story to prefabricate some scenario that the wife wildly overreacts to, but it's necessary to be careful with your male protagonist otherwise he just comes off as a stupid ass who probably deserved it.

Funny. Intended to be funny. Not serious. You fuckers who can't understand that are in serious need of a life.

Maybe it's an age thing, but I didn't see the humor.

And surely he would have seen that she was serious and would have explained to her satisfaction. COMMUNICATION is the key. If you don't communicate with your loved one before you do something stupid it is all on you.

Yes, I know this is just a story but it can be a learning experience, too. Good story.

How about you finish your stories? They're never finished.

No humor and no finish!

I saw it coming and it is still funny.

You hit it out of the park.

never go off half-cocked. I'm confused. This was Tuesday, right? She works late, but where did she think her husband and daughters would be?

And for you idiots who think it wasn't finished, you're wrong (as usual). It was finished just right.

What did you want? Somebody to shoot her? Her life's ruined. That was enough even for cantbuymy.

Always make sure before you leap AND NEVER use your own house, always get a room.

Saw it coming but I still laughed myself silly. And that old age = warped humor = therapy? Just keep plugging along and writing. They do say that laughter is the best medicine.

NOBODY can be that clueless to forget their OWN 40th birthday!

Too bad he'll have to give her half. At least he won't have to waste time explaining to all his friends and family what happened to make him divorce her. Maybe a good marriage counselor could save them. She could explain her reasoning. Of course he probably won't except any excuses and he certainly won't accept an explaination when she hadn't talked to him or confronted him. Dumb, dumb, dumb.

like that happens to me all the time.....bill

or better yet "O Shit" with a stiff upper lip TK U MLJ LV NV

laughed for 5 minute.....

What they all said. It's one of the funniest I've read in quite a while.

She dirty danced and gave the Kid a blowjob. She was stupid. But she actually never fucked him. Husband should be livid that she didn’t trust him but if he loved her he would understand her reasoning, stupid as it might be, and forgive her.

Oh well that's a bummer for her. Funny story.

A great story, and damn well written. But I think anybody who didn’t see that coming just wasn’t paying attention. Still, a great twist at the end. BTW, timriv, she DID screw him, up against the wall, just inside the front door. Just before all the lights came on. Surprise, surprise, surprise! Definitely a Five Star laugh.

just appreciate that this was a funny dark humor story.

why does timriv have to jump into stories ALL the time and defend cuckoldry.

do us all a favor timmy tim.....just.....tell us if you ever manage to get a cute g/f or wife....and let Patricia....or your humble anon...anyone really help you put your money where your mouth is.

we'll be sure to dirty dance with your woman and enjoy her...and you can smile and nod, because you can't seem to stop justifying cuckoldry. it's YOUR fetish. For the rest of society, it's a divorce.

I like the author’s sense of humor. Of course, like someone else said, if you didn’t see that one coming you just weren’t looking. Actually I’d like to see a story about the aftermath of that little surprise party. I’ll bet that would be good too. 5 stars.

I know,a tongue in cheek story but still,why wouldn't the dumb bitch confront her husband before doing this?! Nice to see that all aspects of her life were fucked : family,work,friends,and church. What a way to end a marriage! LOL

Hilarious, technically well written, and creative

That was a.very funny reason we shouldn't jump to conclusions.

"I freed his hard cock again as the door closed behind us. I didn't even try to turn on the lights. As angry as I was at that cheating husband of mine, I was also feeling a tremble of guilt at fucking this complete stranger in my own house. I wanted it in the dark. I clasped my arms around his neck and with the help of his hands on my naked ass I lifted myself up and plunged down, driving his cock into me. "

Kinda hard for you to calim she never fucked him when she did indeed fuck him

The wife, of course, is too stupid to breathe without prompting.

apparently Timriv is because he feels a blowjob isn't cheating. By the is your girlfriend available?

That was a really good one. Does anyone really take timriv seriously? I hope no.

MY wife had heard me laughing real hard, because I have a memory that is legendary. Your memory is the second thing to go.........I can't remember what the first thing is .My wife read it and exploded in laughter. 7 stars. The Bear approves. Still can't count. My wife says good story, but she had the main characters sex wrong. Don't know what she's talking about.

The BEAR

Didn't care for this story. Disappointing, considering the brilliant stuff this author produces. Who forgets their own birthday? Did she have no suspicion as to what a baker's wife might be up to? Baking a cake?! 2*s.

WHOOPS! Shit, I hate when that happens!!

I be whelmed! This little tale leaves me on the floor gurgling, what a nightmare pratrica51 has conjured up. My hat's off in honor of a writer that thought up this ass-kicker. Thanks for the laugh and I'm not, NOT going to be jumping to conclusions for a while.

Excellent! One senior moment, coming right up. We used to call this kind of thing, jumping to concussions. To author, re forgetting: My wife tells me that pockets are wonderful things for notes to self, reminders, and so on: don't leave home without 'em!

As always, the comments are hilarious. Especially those that are so outraged at what others have to say. Idiots.

It would actually be best for her to not provide a truthful explanation to her friends and family. Better to be viewed as a slut than as a fool.

That was nasty. In a good way.

I wonder why anyone including most women think they are the smarter sex? LW seems to disprove that frequently, granted LW doesn't make us men look very smart either. still this was a funny story, obviously menopause hasnt set in yet but CRS(cant remember[the important] shit) has. rk

Didn't have to read much to figure out how that was going to end, and it did. Not a story I liked.

I love your sense of humor. All the rote, blaze' L/W stories with the same tired diatribe go in the trash. You rock.

Well, I guess in her case. A small nuke just wouldn't do.