All Comments on 'Merry Fucking Christmas'

Absolutely insane.

I loved it.

Great!

Ho! Ho! Ho!

5

Insanely good

Got to cut the wife some slack as Santa only comes once a year.

Mind you, it did fill her stockings!

Thought Clarence Carter might have paid a visit?

That was a different Hooked story, but a good one. Carole Claus cheating? Tell me it ain’t so. For sure Santa don’t play. Man handled his business quickly and completely. The only thing that would make this story better would have been for Mrs Claus to be named Traci.

Santa can do better than those two. I guess he's in his "slumming" phase.

That was damn funny

This might be the best parody on this sight, whether intentional or not. Mr. Hooked, you've struck gold.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐!

They always say it's the little ones you have to watch out for

5 stars

Cagivagurl

What a hoot, thanks for the laugh.

So, Mrs Claus was actually a Christmas Carole?

Inspired and spontaneous! Love it for the holidays

I don't think that we can really blame Mrs Claus. After all, we know that her husband is a serial philanderer, especially with married women. How many times have we heard the song, "I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus"?

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And really, aren't we all encouraged to go Carole-ing on Christmas Eve?

Fun story, Merry Christmas Hooked!

FAN-FUCKING -TASTIC! May the bitches pussy freeze up there in the wrestling ring.

Too funny!

Very cute!

Snarky fun!

I wouldn’t wish either of those women on any man, much less one I hold in such great esteem.

Otherwise fine story

I'm relieved. I was afraid the other guy was going to be Rudolph.

Once a year, the Big Man tours the world, so Carol gets a little, and I do mean “little” on the side. So the BM helps create a new act “ Carol, and the eight little men”. The BM continues to spread himself around the world. An interesting concept not bad..

I was waiting for the punch line but it never came. The reason that Carole cheated was due to sexual frustration because Santa only cums once a year.

ho, ho, ho... Mrs. Claus is a ho! Oh well, 'tis the season to get jollied. Fun story, 5 stars

5 stars for making me laugh so early in the morning.

Fun story, correcting a few misperceptions on my side about Christmas. 5*

That is perfect fun fluff. Had a good smile over it. Thanks.

Sounds like OL' SANTY did OK!! Good story!!

Megan the stallion ? Ewww.

Sam Kinson said it best. “Ho Ho Ho Ha Ha Ha Haaaaaaa! She took the elves! she took the sleigh!”

Was a great and funny story laughing my ass off

Cute! I loved the reference to "independent contractors"!

OH, for the love of... Too funny. At least the man was not at fault. The Bear loved it. Thank you. 5 stars. Merry Christmas!!

The BEAR

I thought three stars for a silly tale, but bumped it up to four.

JPB

Well … THAT was different. Quite amusing, actually. :)

Thanks for sharing...

Works for me ;) have a good one!

Fun story! Very well done. “Take two” - love it!

Just a whimsical flash story done in the worst example of LW style.

—there, I fixed that for you.

Megan The Stallion huh,,,Santa is replacing one Ho with another 🎄🎄🎄

Has Hooked made an early start on the Christmas booze?

Ho! ho! bleeding five stars ho!

A nice Humor & Satire story. Sadly, you didn't post it there...

loved it!

Too funny! Bravo!

Can it get any more stupid?

You sick fuck. You made Santa a cuck! WTF!!!

10 Big Blazing Stars, for the funniest Santa Story. Good show mate! Thanks for the effort! Buster2U

Ho, Ho, Ho! Merry Christmas! A 5* festive frolic!

Cute idea and made me smile - 4.0*

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...and THAT just about says it all..!

Sometimes stupid, senseless, humor is perfect. Tonight was one of those times for me . I laughed out loud at a Santa kicking Old' Rothberg in the nuts!!! Merry Christmas H-1957!!

Funny

You had me at another sled in my… ⭐️⭐️ ⭐️⭐️⭐️

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Absolutely stupid!!! THANKS I needed the smile and chuckle badly. Sometimes you just got to squeeze the readers balls to keep them alert hahaha 5&FAV

Only you could pull this off so entertaining. Merry Christmas from The Tumbler

Another sleigh in the driveway; Independent contractors, lol! Great spin on an old theme, Five well-deserved stars.

Probably should have been in Humor & Satire.

No tags the comments don't look good and barely a page. I like ur writing somewhat but think I'll pass on this one

Cripes, this cracked me up!

Thank you!

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Be well!

"...Santa's reindeer were actually considered independent contractors..."

I almost lost it laughing at that. Thanks!

5★ simply for the fact that Santa has the stones to do to Rothberg what a buster2u character could never do. buster's male main characters come across as weak, vacillating, ineffective, whiny,... You get the drift. That's what makes Hooked1957's Santa so refreshing. Santa doesn't suffer with foolish behavior from others. Whether it is his wife or some entitled stupid SOB who feels that he had RIGHTS to another MAN'S wife!

Super cute Santa story! I was waiting for him to magic dust her, drop her down a chimney and then wiggle his nose when she was halfway in! 5* from me.

Cookingwithgas

Fun read!

no mention of their being added to the naughty list?

Jeez people don't seem to have a sense of humour. I hate the whole christmas and santa thing, and still enjoyed the story. Thanks and easy 5 stars.

Smart Santa. Kick the butch to the curb & roll her drop into the drain.

"Chaim Rothberg" as the cheating elf. Why the obviously Jewish name? I like this author's other stuff, but this stinks.

Funny!

Hoe...hoe....hoe!

Merry Christmas

HaHa!!

Tongue in cheek stuff, l loved it

5/5 for the smile and laugh it gave me

Why every cuck in America has to be antisemitic asshole?

Rhetorical question

Very funny and nice light hearted romp after Other's Parenthood story.5 stars

HO HO HO HA HA HA

Great story!

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Hilarious short story, a bit of relief while dealing with the rush to get ready for the Holiday Season.

LOL

I'm with dgfergie. I needed something like this after o2os parenthood. Good story, hard read. Yours was light and quite funny.

Such a silly great story. Thanks for writing.

Sorry Santa did not have a merry Christmas this year…..

Very funny! Midget jello wrestling for mrs claus! Awesome!

This was a “laugh heartily” story as it should be. Famousness does not protect against cheating!! 5*!

LOL GREAT

Yeah, okay, thanks.

Meh. Not my cuppa tea.

JPB

Where's Traci ??

LOL, love it!

I wonder if Christmas Carole's middle name is Traci?

Lots of fun, but some of what Carole was enjoying needs to be shared with the reader, this is an erotic site, after all.

Only two problems:

1) The Head Elf should also be busy during the Christmas rush

2) Now, my mind is trying very hard NOT to imagine "the sound of crushed testicles."

WTF?? Strange one, Hooked. Certainly different ! Three stars ⭐️ for this one.