All Comments on 'Merry Fucking Christmas'

WTF?? Strange one, Hooked. Certainly different ! Three stars ⭐️ for this one.

LOL, love it!

I wonder if Christmas Carole's middle name is Traci?

Lots of fun, but some of what Carole was enjoying needs to be shared with the reader, this is an erotic site, after all.

Only two problems:

1) The Head Elf should also be busy during the Christmas rush

2) Now, my mind is trying very hard NOT to imagine "the sound of crushed testicles."

Where's Traci ??

Meh. Not my cuppa tea.

JPB

Yeah, okay, thanks.

LOL GREAT

This was a “laugh heartily” story as it should be. Famousness does not protect against cheating!! 5*!

Very funny! Midget jello wrestling for mrs claus! Awesome!

Such a silly great story. Thanks for writing.

Sorry Santa did not have a merry Christmas this year…..

I'm with dgfergie. I needed something like this after o2os parenthood. Good story, hard read. Yours was light and quite funny.

LOL

Hilarious short story, a bit of relief while dealing with the rush to get ready for the Holiday Season.

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HO HO HO HA HA HA

Great story!

Very funny and nice light hearted romp after Other's Parenthood story.5 stars

Why every cuck in America has to be antisemitic asshole?

Rhetorical question

HaHa!!

Tongue in cheek stuff, l loved it

5/5 for the smile and laugh it gave me

Hoe...hoe....hoe!

Merry Christmas

Funny!

"Chaim Rothberg" as the cheating elf. Why the obviously Jewish name? I like this author's other stuff, but this stinks.

Smart Santa. Kick the butch to the curb & roll her drop into the drain.

Jeez people don't seem to have a sense of humour. I hate the whole christmas and santa thing, and still enjoyed the story. Thanks and easy 5 stars.

no mention of their being added to the naughty list?

Fun read!

Super cute Santa story! I was waiting for him to magic dust her, drop her down a chimney and then wiggle his nose when she was halfway in! 5* from me.

Cookingwithgas

5★ simply for the fact that Santa has the stones to do to Rothberg what a buster2u character could never do. buster's male main characters come across as weak, vacillating, ineffective, whiny,... You get the drift. That's what makes Hooked1957's Santa so refreshing. Santa doesn't suffer with foolish behavior from others. Whether it is his wife or some entitled stupid SOB who feels that he had RIGHTS to another MAN'S wife!

"...Santa's reindeer were actually considered independent contractors..."

I almost lost it laughing at that. Thanks!

Cripes, this cracked me up!

Thank you!

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Be well!

No tags the comments don't look good and barely a page. I like ur writing somewhat but think I'll pass on this one

Probably should have been in Humor & Satire.

Another sleigh in the driveway; Independent contractors, lol! Great spin on an old theme, Five well-deserved stars.

Only you could pull this off so entertaining. Merry Christmas from The Tumbler

Absolutely stupid!!! THANKS I needed the smile and chuckle badly. Sometimes you just got to squeeze the readers balls to keep them alert hahaha 5&FAV

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You had me at another sled in my… ⭐️⭐️ ⭐️⭐️⭐️

Funny

Sometimes stupid, senseless, humor is perfect. Tonight was one of those times for me . I laughed out loud at a Santa kicking Old' Rothberg in the nuts!!! Merry Christmas H-1957!!

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...and THAT just about says it all..!

Cute idea and made me smile - 4.0*

Ho, Ho, Ho! Merry Christmas! A 5* festive frolic!

10 Big Blazing Stars, for the funniest Santa Story. Good show mate! Thanks for the effort! Buster2U

You sick fuck. You made Santa a cuck! WTF!!!

Can it get any more stupid?

Too funny! Bravo!

loved it!

A nice Humor & Satire story. Sadly, you didn't post it there...

Ho! ho! bleeding five stars ho!

Has Hooked made an early start on the Christmas booze?

Megan The Stallion huh,,,Santa is replacing one Ho with another 🎄🎄🎄

Just a whimsical flash story done in the worst example of LW style.

—there, I fixed that for you.

Fun story! Very well done. “Take two” - love it!

Thanks for sharing...

Works for me ;) have a good one!

Well … THAT was different. Quite amusing, actually. :)

I thought three stars for a silly tale, but bumped it up to four.

JPB

OH, for the love of... Too funny. At least the man was not at fault. The Bear loved it. Thank you. 5 stars. Merry Christmas!!

The BEAR

Cute! I loved the reference to "independent contractors"!

Was a great and funny story laughing my ass off

Sam Kinson said it best. “Ho Ho Ho Ha Ha Ha Haaaaaaa! She took the elves! she took the sleigh!”

Megan the stallion ? Ewww.

Sounds like OL' SANTY did OK!! Good story!!

That is perfect fun fluff. Had a good smile over it. Thanks.

Fun story, correcting a few misperceptions on my side about Christmas. 5*

5 stars for making me laugh so early in the morning.

ho, ho, ho... Mrs. Claus is a ho! Oh well, 'tis the season to get jollied. Fun story, 5 stars

I was waiting for the punch line but it never came. The reason that Carole cheated was due to sexual frustration because Santa only cums once a year.

Once a year, the Big Man tours the world, so Carol gets a little, and I do mean “little” on the side. So the BM helps create a new act “ Carol, and the eight little men”. The BM continues to spread himself around the world. An interesting concept not bad..

I'm relieved. I was afraid the other guy was going to be Rudolph.

I wouldn’t wish either of those women on any man, much less one I hold in such great esteem.

Otherwise fine story

Snarky fun!

Very cute!

Too funny!

FAN-FUCKING -TASTIC! May the bitches pussy freeze up there in the wrestling ring.

Fun story, Merry Christmas Hooked!

I don't think that we can really blame Mrs Claus. After all, we know that her husband is a serial philanderer, especially with married women. How many times have we heard the song, "I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus"?

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And really, aren't we all encouraged to go Carole-ing on Christmas Eve?

Inspired and spontaneous! Love it for the holidays

So, Mrs Claus was actually a Christmas Carole?

What a hoot, thanks for the laugh.

They always say it's the little ones you have to watch out for

5 stars

Cagivagurl

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This might be the best parody on this sight, whether intentional or not. Mr. Hooked, you've struck gold.

That was damn funny

Santa can do better than those two. I guess he's in his "slumming" phase.

That was a different Hooked story, but a good one. Carole Claus cheating? Tell me it ain’t so. For sure Santa don’t play. Man handled his business quickly and completely. The only thing that would make this story better would have been for Mrs Claus to be named Traci.

Got to cut the wife some slack as Santa only comes once a year.

Mind you, it did fill her stockings!

Thought Clarence Carter might have paid a visit?

Insanely good

Ho! Ho! Ho!

5

Great!

Absolutely insane.

I loved it.