All Comments on 'Mr. C and the HO, HO, HOE'

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saddletramp1956saddletramp1956over 2 years ago

Loved it! Thanks for the laugh. The 'Tramp definitely approves. Big time! 5*

AnonymousAnonymousover 2 years ago

Greetings from a fellow Texan. Just proves there can be snakes in any relationship. I enjoyed it, a little different from standard fare.

26thNC26thNCover 2 years ago

That’s LW for you. Even Santa is married, or was, married to a cheater. Give us another one.

AnonymousAnonymousover 2 years ago

it's perfect just the way it is. no part two needed!

far_wanderer1984far_wanderer1984over 2 years ago

Found it enjoyable definitely needs a part 2

AnonymousAnonymousover 2 years ago

WTF was that?

enderlocke77enderlocke77over 2 years ago

its frickin hot down here isnt it loved the story was fun would have enjoyed the telling of the new bride and family story. i mean "hey kids how would u like Santa to be ur new dad" lol yeah that would be a fun story. damn AC is on during dec, do not like this heat stupid texas

AnonymousAnonymousover 2 years ago

Very creative, thanks!!

YouamiYouamiover 2 years ago

Truly, thank you for this submission. I had almost forgotten that some LW stories can actually make you smile and chuckle. I gotta tell you after the fucking horrendous year others including myself have had your story was the tonic needed. Again many thanks from this grateful reader and all the best to you and your loved ones this holiday season and beyond

AnonymousAnonymousover 2 years ago

Very amusing little story! Thank you.

neilnblowme2neilnblowme2over 2 years ago

wow wow and double wow

what is our world coming to if mrs. C can get on the naughty list?

does this spell the end of civilization?

is GLOBAL WARMING causing human brains to lose all moral compasses?

who is next ?

the tooth fairy, mother nature, mother teresa , the virgin mary , cinderella , snow white or maybe even the pope?

cheaters are the scum of the earth and should be treated that way no matter who or what they are and should be made to pay .... even mrs. C

personally i wish all cheaters could live a long life filled with pain and suffering slowly withering away in their lowly agonizing miserable existence .....

oh and by the way i started building an ark in case history repeats itself .... lol

Bh76Bh76over 2 years ago

I don’t get the restraining order bit?

AnonymousAnonymousover 2 years ago

Her chestnuts were roasted.

Demosthenes384bcDemosthenes384bcover 2 years ago

Loved it - fresh and seriously tongue in cheek. 5*

AnonymousAnonymousover 2 years ago

Very enjoyable!

AnonymousAnonymousover 2 years ago

Well the kids can't be to little unless Mrs OBRIEN was giving Santa the eye before she was a widow the youngest would be more than ten years old and he said more than ten.

AnonymousAnonymousover 2 years ago

loved it ! second part please ...................

AnonymousAnonymousover 2 years ago

Ok LT56 this deserves a part two. Very entertaining story at just the right time

AnonymousAnonymousover 2 years ago

Eh…

mikeyjb51mikeyjb51over 2 years ago

The great 5 star call of a Middle Linebacker, time for a Blitz

AnonymousAnonymousover 2 years ago

wonderful little story and glad you like Montgomery county TEXAS it is a great place to live

AnonymousAnonymousover 2 years ago

Great story! Thanks for writing it

Slick742Slick742over 2 years ago

Short but sweet....thanks for the read...SK

Mac_LapuMac_Lapuover 2 years ago

That was...

merry.

AnonymousAnonymousover 2 years ago

This one was fun.

Just bought some land in Montgomery County. Now I need to have Santa put an honest custom builder in my stocking.

EZ8ltEZ8ltover 2 years ago

Hahahaha, nice idea.

afanoffanlitafanoffanlitover 2 years ago

That was fun. Thanks!

danbo56danbo56over 2 years ago

got to say LT not one of your best and only one page but ok i only gave it three stars only because there are no halves otherwise 3 1/2

mainer42mainer42over 2 years ago

Levity in this venue is rare and you nailed it!! Merry Xmas to you and yours. Hoe Hoe Hoe

Frank66Frank66over 2 years ago

Good grief- next you'll have Mother Theresa shagging the Pope......

Dittybopper6989Dittybopper6989over 2 years ago

Somehow using the Clause's at Xmas is a no-no on my reading list.

GrimmerGrimmerover 2 years ago

This was a first for me!

Highly entertaining 🙂🎅🏻

AnonymousAnonymousover 2 years ago

Perfect ! 5

Grant_GlapsvidhrsonGrant_Glapsvidhrsonover 2 years ago

Hilarious and great! 5 Stars and an extra helping of cookies and spiked eggnog.

AnonymousAnonymousover 2 years ago

From Huntsville , Texas ; You keep writing 'em and we'll keep reading 'em !

sloggersloggerover 2 years ago

Love the address of the Southern residence!

AnonymousAnonymousover 2 years ago

I, for one, would like to see where you take this.

jflindersjflindersover 2 years ago

I liked the story.

As for a second part, I'm not a big believer in sequels for the sake of having a sequel. The story is complete enough as it is and unless you've got a really good idea for a followup, I suggest leaving this successful story where it is.

MattblackUKMattblackUKover 2 years ago

Yeah. Part 2, before Christmas would be nice Christmas reading.

Gram1Gram1over 2 years ago

Merry Xmas from unseasonably warm Collin County Texas!! Thanks for the story. Part Deux please.

rublicksrublicksover 2 years ago

Go on spoil us with a part two,it is Christmas after all

SkubabillSkubabillover 2 years ago

Very well done and original. Five stars from this old Grinch.

AnonymousAnonymousover 2 years ago

Fun! Been a while since I laughed, chuckled, or guffawed in this category. Lord knows we need it!

FlynnTaggartFlynnTaggartover 2 years ago

Very interesting, very different but enjoyable.

LordGeoffreyLordGeoffreyover 2 years ago

Very creative. And a Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and Happy Kwanzaa to you and yours.

The Twelve Days of Christmas by Straight No Chaser has all three.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Fe11OlMiz8

gatorhermitgatorhermitover 2 years ago
7G? Cool!

Greetings from Ft Bend County - was f-ing 84 degrees and we are running the A/C. Enjoyed your Story!

oldmanbill69oldmanbill69over 2 years ago

Too cute! Merry Christmas to you and yours.

Legio_Patria_NostraLegio_Patria_Nostraover 2 years ago

Tropical, indeed.... 'a been runnin' the damn A/C all week, neighbor!

.

Great and funny story! Your usual fare!!! 5++++/5!!

AnonymousAnonymousover 2 years ago

Tropical on the upper Texas coast! Remember, that the only indigenous cannibals in North America, the Karankawa Indians, lived around there! It's funny to look at the late winter weather and see that it's 16F in Dalhart and 81F in Brownsville! Ah, Texas!!! I'm out a bit west of Marathon!

Grant_GlapsvidhrsonGrant_Glapsvidhrsonover 2 years ago

Something I didn't think of when I made my previous comment... it would be great to see a sequel with her fighting off Shoggoths from the "Mountains of Madness" which lie near her southern "summer home."

Loving Wives meets Lovecraft... it just might signal the end-times. ;-)

Bullrider14Bullrider14over 2 years ago

Heck yeah continue this.

iameaseliameaselover 2 years ago

Enjoyable and fun. Well done, nice bit of originality.

AnonymousAnonymousover 2 years ago

Really creative. Would love to get the continuation of this tale, with the widow and her kids “REALLY” winning the lottery of all lottery. Hopefully her back story makes her worthy of the position.

AnonymousAnonymousover 2 years ago

Back to you on the Greetings! Nice story. I wouldn't mine reading a sequel.

tazz317tazz317over 2 years ago
WHEN THE PARANORMAL CLASHES WITH REAL TIME LINE

fasten your seat belt, set your time piece, settle down and wait for the destination, TK U MLJ LV NV

AnonymousAnonymousover 2 years ago

WONDERFUL STORY! Wonder what the old whore will do now? Looks like St. Nick will have a new Mrs. and 3 beautiful children.

teedeedubteedeedubover 2 years ago

'ain't no laws when you're dealing with Claus'. Ho, Ho, Ho and a bottle of Rum...........

AnonymousAnonymousover 2 years ago

You've got to do a part 2. dont leave us hangin.

AnonymousAnonymousover 2 years ago

I don't know what they put in your eggnog, but I want some 😋

Freddog6601Freddog6601over 2 years ago

Well done! Quite clever with wonderful humor.

A_BierceA_Bierceover 2 years ago

You should stop writing

the second time it snows in Montgomery County (there's a first time for everything). On second thought (not sure what happened there with that first one), belay that. Why risk it? Thank you for much needed laughs. Had to read twice more before bedding down.

LT56linebackerLT56linebackerover 2 years agoAuthor

I AM AMAZED!! Almost EVERYBODY liked the story. Thank you very much. I am still agonizing over a part 2; if I do, it will be the same tongue in cheek as the 1st. I realized that if you make a lot of stuff up, it's hard to be down on it. I had to look real hard to find anyone who didn't like it . Seriously, You folks made me blush. And the restraining order?? She was already spreading her Christmas gifts and was looking to move the blame. Other than that, you guys seemed to catch most of the little 'Easter eggs' I think they call them. Again, MERRY CHRISTMAS, HAPPY HANUKAH, JOYOUS KWANSA, andPeace (PLease, GOD ) on earth.

The BEARS ( Mr. a & Mrs. )

muttstermuttsterover 2 years ago

Please do a follow up, only if you feel like you can make it as enjoyable as this was. Thank you!

AnonymousAnonymousover 2 years ago

Great short on Santa. Would like to see a follow up on Mrs. O’brian.

AnonymousAnonymousover 2 years ago

Great little short story

Carioca_ManCarioca_Manover 2 years ago

Well... a good Christmas tale.

And in fact, sluts exist everywhere, and in all dimensions...

I believe the "good old man" made an advantageous exchange.

Although the new Mama Claus, has children and is slightly overweight, she showed affection and devotion to Old Claus, which Vivianne never did. Not to mention that he changed to a woman in her 40s.

Always 3 stars, on a first reading. If I were another reader, who introduces himself as LT56, I would write: "The Bear approves.", but since I don't want to cause trouble, I will write: But that's just my opinion.

PS: waiting parte 2...

Cringo31Cringo31over 2 years ago

This one made me laugh. Well done. Not sure where this idea came from but what a great story for this time of year.

mattenwmattenwover 2 years ago

It's just wonderful to read a story now and then that really makes you laugh. You did very well. Have a Merry Christmas and have fun with your loved ones!

bioman57bioman57over 2 years ago

Well done.. LOL Thank u for sharing ur light hearterd tale..

WargamerWargamerover 2 years ago

Hilarious!!!!!!

Loved it, scores 5/5 and a Merry Christmas to you too.

AnonymousAnonymousover 2 years ago

Spot on - best tale I've read this year. Perhaps other authors on here need a dose of fantasy cheer!!!!

fritz51fritz51over 2 years ago

Thanks for making my day... *****

WhoGivesAShitWhoGivesAShitover 2 years ago

Amusing. Leave it as it is, a second part isn’t needed. Santa is the boss.

housedadhousedadover 2 years ago

This is good. LMAO.

RiverMayaRiverMayaover 2 years ago

😄😄😄😄😄 as well as ☆☆☆☆☆

Merry Christmas!

Omart57Omart57over 2 years ago

Loved it, LT! Merry Christmas!

brownmobbrownmobover 2 years ago
Bugger the Bah Humbug brigade

keep it coming, awesome little story

dgfergiedgfergieover 2 years ago

And a very merry humbug to you to!

GumpershnickalGumpershnickalover 2 years ago

quick and entertaining, really needs an editors touch or a proofreader though

alvinjfrazieralvinjfrazieralmost 2 years ago

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ OK. I just laughed my ass off!

AnonymousAnonymousover 1 year ago

Loved it

brownmobbrownmobover 1 year ago

Ho Ho Bloody Ho, Awesome story for this time of year, keep it coming

AnonymousAnonymousover 1 year ago

FUNNNNNNNY. merry Christmas and thank you

AnonymousAnonymousover 1 year ago
Nice Burn The Bitch Details, . . .

but maybe some content on exactly Why Mrs. Clause would betray Santa? And think she could get away with it? And the guy who has the measure of the goodness and virtue of every human being in the world didn't know his wife was a fucking slut? Yeah, he can stop time, but he can't stop his wife from fucking him over. Sounds like he's almost ready for a job at Macy's. He got what he married so he got what he deserved. Thanks for the effort.

oldmanbill69oldmanbill69over 1 year ago

MERRY CHRISTMAS to All!

dgfergiedgfergieover 1 year ago

This was a re-read although I didn't know that till the end. Suffice it to say it was a a very merry Bah Humbug the first time and it still is, short and sweet and even Mrs. Claus gets here just deserts!

chytownchytownover 1 year ago

****That was a CUTE Read. Thanks for sharing.

AnonymousAnonymous11 months ago

Ha ha and ho ho

AnonymousAnonymous5 months ago

Oh, Santa has a sense of humor!

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