All Comments on 'Mr. Cox'

Fantastic story, sexy and funny!

Finally someone with a sense of humor similar to mine. I enjoyed it.

Very unique, entertaining short read.

What….the fuck? Did you mix and match like 30 different nonsensical stories into one?

While I was reading this, the song “Detachable Penis” kept running through my head. Your story was weird, but brought back memories. This probably should have been placed under Science Fiction, but it does have a husband and wife in it. It was an interesting read.

More realistic than reality these days,,, excellent imagination my friend

We may have just been informed about the origin of the term "cock of the walk". Or not. Just read it for the second time, and I can assure one and all that it's just as funny on the return trip.

this section needs funny at times

This was a very dumb story.

Really enjoyed FBI agents and pussyboarding. He-he-he.

A very good story, but should have been placed in the Humor section.

First story!

4

For once a tale with humor and imagination

Really Funny, or is that FUNNY?

Good one, pal, I long last sniggered that much. 5* for sure

Is this a true story ? Just asking ‘cause something very similar happened in Hutchinson Kansas in the late 80s! Except it involved several members of the rotary club and this street urchin named Lilly , a stolen rock hammer and a package of ramen noodles, (chicken flavor) ! The news made a mockery of the incident offering a free pass to a working dude ranch if you could correctly guess the number of noodles left behind at the scene of the crime, a parade and finally culminating in a shitty garage band playing free in Carey Park , a fashion show involving the mayors wife and a chili cook off also involving the mayors wife . I’d never been so humiliated in all my life except when everyone came inside my wife !

Strange? I couldn't laugh!

Armagnac, this is magnificent! I have never read the Gogol, but have heard bits of Shostakovich's setting. Your story has all the outrageousness and absurdity of that - only it's a dick instead. All your penis jokes ("some dickhead somewhere make a mistake" - LOL), the "good cop bad cop" thing, the political satire, "what's worse that probation?" - wonderful!

It took me a few moments for my brain to acclimatize to sheer insanity of you tale. But by the time agent Beth and agent Rachel entered the story I was well and truly on board. So many hilarious moments. I sure hope pussyboarding becomes a thing ?