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Click hereAll's well that ends.
Patience was never one of Ruth's virtues, so it was inevitable that she would take an early pregnancy test barely two weeks after her initiation into the wonderful world of big black cock. She was elated, and not very surprised, when the test yielded a positive result.
As soon as Wayne got home from work, Ruth merrily informed him that she was pregnant. Wayne was dumbfounded. It showed on his face as he stood there, slack-jawed, speechless and pale. His wife had just informed him that she was carrying a child that he did not father, and a black baby to boot.
Ruth was annoyed by Wayne's numb response. "Wayne, don't just stand there like a shlemiel! As a good Jew, you should say 'l'chaim', the toast to life!"
Ruth told Wayne that she and Victor were going out that evening to celebrate her pregnancy. As soon as Victor arrived to pick her up, Ruth ran to embrace him and they smothered each other with happy kisses. Still hugging Victor, Ruth spoke to Wayne as they headed out the door.
"We're going to be late, Wayne, so don't wait up. Straighten up the kitchen, put some clean sheets on the bed, and make up the guest room so you'll have a place to sleep tonight."
Wayne said, "Yes Dear."
But, instead of tending to the housekeeping, Wayne took advantage of his hours alone to pack two bags and to load more of his stuff into his car. Before driving away, Wayne left a hand-written note on the dirty kitchen counter.
It simply read "Shalom".
The End.
- COMMENTS
PenPal20016 months agoAuthorTo Anonymous I'm Jewish,
Thanks for the comment. I love to get a little backstory from readers inspired by my story. You should write your own story and post it on Literotica/.
Anonymous6 months agoI'm Jewish and grew up in Scarsdale, NY, the horizon was limited for me, yes I screwed but only with Jewish fellows. Once I got in to Syracuse things changed. There's a big Jewish contingent from my town there so I was very discreet sexually with respect to black guys, every single one of them that I gave a blowjob to or fucked had bigger cock than my old boyfriends. I married an Orthodox man for money.
PenPal20017 months agoAuthorTo Anonymous "Hilarious", Thanks for your insightful comment. Educational too for those with little exposure to Yiddish. This story was not as well-received as most of my others, but I think that's largely because many readers did not appreciate the humor.
Anonymous7 months agoHIlarious, the wife and lover thought he was a schlemiel (aka 'loser'), but his letter basically marked her as a klafte (nasty bitch) or Victor as a schmuck or even scheckle (contemptuous and a dick). I wonder how they would get along together as an enforced couple with him the responsible papa? My first wife was half Jewish and I learned some Yiddish from her estimable mother as a fount of that lexicon. Shalom wasn't meant as a salutation "peace" here, but "so long, will be waiting for the divorce lawyer". The only peace involved was the husband wanting his serenity back, like an old woman who tells the loud neighbor teen "Peace!" as in 'I want peace and quiet'. Enjoyed that appropriate ending.
Hornydevil47about 1 year agoJustplainjeff says that circumcision is a covenant between man and God, why the hell would God make man in his own image and then want man to desecrate the body he /she /it gave man. Just shows what a total load of bollocks religion is. It has caused millions of people's deaths over the centuries. Politicians are the next worst thing we have on this planet. There would be no war's if their negotiations had to be made in the middle of a battlefield. Thank you for your story, I thought it was well written and really enjoyed it. Mel B known as Hornydevil47
