by StoryTLR
I appreciate the humor; there is seldom much of that commodity in this category. Any “the Talk” story without violence or major anger is a novelty.
Absolutely loved it. Great characters and good writing gives a short, much used plot new life. I started smiling at the beginning and was still smiling at the end, thank you.
Hilarious I love it, I've even tried the evasion tactics with the car. Slightly dented it Hubby soon noticed it. 5 Stars xx
WOW, what a fun story. I thought it was enjoyable and had a happy ending. 5 Stars, thanks, Buster2U
So when he's in his prime and she is going through the change he needs to suck it up and deal, but when she gets the itch again and goes into superdrive he has to allow her to slut around... talk about selfish
Enjoyable & sometimes amusing read, not anything like I thought it would be. 4 stars Bob
Ok as comedy. But in real life if a wife says that a husband who had to suffer as long as he did wouldnt be as nice and would not respond to a threat as easy as he did. Finances would change, he would say he was going to find some who likes his once or twice a night even if he pays for it. Also tell her soon enough regardless of her mind her body is soon to change and she will literally dry up and not want more than once. Then he can go out and get some extra.
That was very funny. Well-written.
But for me, the wifey saying she wants to have sex with another man,
is a game-ender. Nothing makes me impotent to sex my wife while being reminded what she said every time I look at her....
Bittersweet story but in real life, she would have been out on her ass before she finished her explanation. With very very just cause! Her penchant to hide things from her long suffering hubby WOULD cost her dearly.
It reminds me of an incident in my family. Dad was in the Navy, on a cruise during Vietnam. When the married mom could not drive in her conservative family, only the men drove. She learned with the help of a friend of dads. During her lessons she got flustered and slightly dented the car, together they got it fixed thought that dad would never know. I was not even a gleam then. Well, fast forward 22 years, my fiancee had a minor accident and mom was berating him and going on about how in 23 years of driving, she had never even come close to an accident. Without looking up, daddys said "that is a lie" and mom exploded. Dad continued eating dinner then put down his fork and said "June 13th 1965, left turn against traffic, hit a post trying to recover. Is there pie for desert?" Mom was completely flummoxed. "How did you know?" Dad had a big grin. "I noticed the color change in the door when I saw it on the lift while getting the oil changed the week I got back. I confronted Jason, he confessed it all. I asked if there was pie?" I asked him later why he kept it a secret, he said "Well when she didn't confess I just thought that one day her pride would get the best of her ... I was right." They are both gone now, I miss them both but Daddy most of all.
Kind of funny.
Also a bit irritating. Bridget does take awhile to get to the point. Which is hard to do in a story this short
Three stars.
"Fine. Don, I want to have sex with other men." - Funny, when she didn't want sex as much as him, she never suggested that he have sex with other women.
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Where's the divorce?
"I'm coming back from the grave and I'll rip his dick off." I love this line.
It's cute, but that wife is a total cunt. When she can't "get it up" its no big deal. When he can't, then it's an ask for a hall pass.
Husband handled it better than most. He should cheat on her though. She clearly intended to cheat and rub his nose in it. I mean that too. He'd get some pride back, she took that. He'd also be playing by her rules. It's okay to cheat if your spouse can't perform, and she brushed him off a lot in the past. So he's owed alot....ac Orting to her logic.
Silly.... but silly has its own redeeming qualities. And so does originality, of which this story has in abundance. One suggestion: have someone read it through or do a cursory edit. That catches all those little mistakes that we cannot see in our own work. An example was "Forman," which is a proper name, versus "foreman," which was Don's promotion. I'm also trying to figure out how Don came from Dominic rather than Dom.
"I never got any flowers from you!"
"Listen that's not the point,"
That kind of humor will save ANY story. Liked it a lot. Thanks.
Finally, a loving wives story with no cucks and no cheating. I appreciate it. Good Job!!!!
One of the better stories in this section in weeks. Simple, but clever. Good dialogue and details.
She's full of shit and their marriage is in trouble. He's gonna needs lots of little blue pills
Loved it. 5 stars, the Bear approves. I like your stories. Please, keep writing.
The BEAR
Why would you put a 15 year old daughter on the pill if you don't intend for her to have sex? That's like sending your kids to school in bullet proof vests and claiming that you think the school is a safe environment.
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And she's already fucking Brian Thomas. She's probably sharing him with her daughter. Get a clue.
Why do the women in these stories never acknowledge that the loyal husbands sacrificed some or all of their peak sexual drive years, by marrying these women? It’s only important that the woman is now missing out, but forget anything the husband ever gave up/missed out on….
A little mystery: why, with all these 5 flaming stars and a lot of positive comments, this tale, after 18000 views, reached just a low rate of 3.8* ?
A lot of potential, all shot to crap. I wanted to like it, but it's just not that good.
What a great little story. Humorous, with real adult conversation. Well-written, to the point. A great read.
I thought this was fun and no loving wives, husbands or big dick neighbours were harmed. 4 stars for me.
I liked it. It was fast, funny, and entertaining. It could even be a story held between a couple sitting at the kitchen table while eating dinner.
I'm glad that there probably wasn't any infidelity, but she doesn't want sex, and he's just supposed to deal with it, and then when she wants sex more than she thinks he does, she wants to get it elsewhere?
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Where was she saying "Hey, you're in your prime, go get some sex outside the marriage, it's fine?" in her 30's?
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Fuck that.
What a pain in the ass she is? Ir’s always sth, and sth out of her control, right? Ri-ight.
Self-centered cunt. He deals with her low libido in her 30's and remains faithful. Now when she's horny in her 40's, she wants some strange cock because her husband is older. Fuck that.
Actually really funny. Instead of bashing it btb haters. Read the story and get a clue. The dialog and her internal thoughts were hilarious. Loved the "But you never gave me any flowers!"
Crap story, just typical of how self-entitled and narcissistic women are in this day and age. Even as an "empty" threat, to be so bold when stating your want to perform the biggest insult to a man possible, showing you no longer respect, honor,or cherish him, and it definitely doesn't show love, even if truly meant as a joke (and she definitely didn't) it wouldn't be funny, said like it was, it was an evil and malicious threat filled with insult, humiliation, and heartbreak and should be met with a just as serious discussion of a divorce but not a kind teddybear type divorce, but one filled with just as much hate, humiliation, and insult as the cuckolding does.
He should have hit her with all the times she turned him down when she had her problem. Was he suppose to go out and fuck other women. He suffered she can suffer. Or divorce because of her hungry twat. Or she can suck his cock and he' ll eat her pussy and she can stay home.
First time he catches her going out he divorces her and quits paying for the daughters college acne treatments.
Why manipulate rather than communicate? This bitch is needlessly cruel just so she could control the relationship.
That was so freaking funny. Like virtually all the dialog and the wife's internal thoughts. Hilarious.
This points out one of the big mystery's of the female of the species. Why, oh why are women unable to say what they want and get to the point.
Well written and humorous. Loved the wife's monologue as she acted and reacted to a Loving Husband's response to his Loving Wife's needs.
More please.
MLJ
He didn't cheat when she didn't want sex but now, she thinks its ok if he slowed down. If she brings it up again, toss her through the door. Don't even bother to open it first.