Oldies Paradise Pt. 01

My mind was going into overdrive. "What about this? You're sitting down reading and sipping a drink, very refined. Then, think back to when you were younger, when it first started, you start daydreaming and slowly you pull up your skirt and start fingering yourself. You get carried away, the book drops, and you undo your blouse to show off those luscious tits and pert nipples.

Now bearing in mind that I am not here, you slowly open your legs wide for the close-up of your clit... and then take it away. The thing is the film will surprise the viewer. What do you think?"

Her smile gave me the green light.

My opinion of porn videos is that they are never very erotic; an erotic film as opposed to a porn film is harder to make because you have to engage and build up the viewers" emotional climax as well as the participants' climax.

"You have great taste, Robert; I can see you like the finer things in life. Now let's start."

I set up the lighting and put on a soft jazz cd whilst Rosemary went to "make some alterations. Stepping out of the bedroom, she said "This doesn't look tarty does it, Robert?"

She had replaced the plain cotton blouse with a see-through one that clearly showed a platform bra and a see-through sheer nylon girdle. Platform came to mind because all the top half did was support those lovely luscious tits showing off her large rich brown aolaes surrounding extremely fat nipples.

Her ensemble was finished off with a very short grey skirt but this time her thighs were encased in delicate 10 denier nylons held taught by flimsy suspenders. She was obviously getting into the mood and quickly finished off another pint of larger!

With her on the sofa, I started shooting but there was a problem ...stage fright, I suppose. She looked like a very bad actress. "Look Rosemary, will it help if I help get your imagination going? That should get you in the mood."

"Think back to that first day, the sun is hot and you're reading a saucy chapter." Suddenly, as if a switch in her was turned on, she was in the mood. The music and the effect of the larger took over. Languidly she slowly opened her creamy fat thighs and started caressing her generous silver-haired cunt bush highlighted by her open crotch girdle.

Whilst dreamily fingering herself she gradually unbuttoned her blouse, revealing those great tits. She was obviously getting into the mood as I swear those nipples had grown by at least another 1/4 of an inch. She was shedding inhibitions as fast as her big clit came out of her labia.

So far, I was just the cameraman, but I was also the voyeur. And boy would I love to fuck her. Fully reclined with her eyes dreamily half closed, she started talking extremely dirty.

"Robert, I really love my clit. It's like a small cock in a way, don't you think? And when I do this -- rubbing her finger over the top -- it makes me want to spurt." As she said that a golden shower of piss arched across to me. With three pints of larger in my straining bladder and a very big lob on I was getting both randy and uncomfortable.

"Why Robert, I do believe I am turning you on -- look at those trousers"

Looking down I saw a large wet patch.

"You're dribbling, you naughty man. Take off those trousers right now and come over here."

Still filming, I scrabbled out of my trousers and walked over. Taking my semi-hard dick Rosemary put it in her mouth and tongued my piss hole.

It was fantastic but it really loosened my bladder and I squirted. With it dribbling down her mouth Rosemary smiled and swallowed. "Now you know how to squirt too," she said.

Never once during all this did, she let up pulling and tugging her clit and was getting very excited. "I don't think I can hold out much longer, time for the close-up. This will make it easier for you"

Lifting one leg up and still rubbing and tugging her ever protruding thick clit she was gone.... sighs a moan and then: "Hey, Robert, I have a great orgasm when I piss, but I was thinking, it would be even better if you piss inside me at the same time. I know you can.

This was not in the script, but my bladder was near to bursting and not having taken my magic tablet, my semi-hard cock was up to the job. Why waste this experience?

Placing the camera low and checking that we would get a great scene, I went over and eased my piss proud cock into her very wet cunt.

"That's great, Robert, you are going to make me very happy."

"Oh, that's lovely, not hard, not soft...just the way I like it." Then, slowly but steadily, surges of hot piss gushed from her hole as her orgasm started.

She started writhing underneath me and I opened my bladder and pissed deep into her. As soon as it hit her wall she went nuts and I was showered in more piss. It went everywhere.

Suffice to say that as soon as it started it was over.... the climax.

The film? It looked great. And with a bit of editing Rosemary's cyber couple loved it so much they invited her to bring 'her friend' when she visits them next month. I said that I was not sure. It's all right sometimes ...but not every time. There are so many other things one can do.

CHAPTER 4 Joan and Jim -- two into one

Joan and Jim lived in number 34 and were by all accounts very quiet and not what the others would call adventurous. One Friday about 3.00 pm I had a call from them asking if I would help turn in their new digital TV which had been delivered the day before.

Jim answered the door and directed me to the living room adding, "We've been trying to tune it in and link up the DVD but the thing doesn't want to work" Just then Joan entered. She was buxom size 18 and looked around 60 but plain -- not ugly -- just plain ordinary and seemingly dowdy.

" Robert, we've heard that you can fix most things and were hoping you could get it going for us" She went over to the TV and turned it on showing just a blank white screen. "I followed the instructions and it says it auto-tunes itself. Look."

Hitching up her dress she squatted down to press the right button. "I've pressed this but there is nothing doing" Swivelling around with her knees apart -- and with no knickers in the way -- I got a great look at her fat and extremely hairy cunt. Smiling, she added: "Do you see what I mean?"

Not thinking anymore of it I asked if she could move aside so I could see what the matter was. Reverting to normal, Joan then asked if wanted a drink and went out to make the proverbial cup of tea.

Jim obviously saw it as well and when I was around the back of the TV checking the connections he added "Did you like what you saw, Robert? Not many men like big ladies. I love them...lots more to hang on to. Joan has heard that you enjoy watching ladies flashing so she thought she would give you a treat but was apprehensive as she is rather tubby."

"Jim, I really love plump hairy women" and to get him really going, added " especially around a lovely fat cunt....As a matter of fact, if you think Joan is up for it, I think we could all enjoy ourselves ....after I have got the TV working."

His eyes lit up. As I was working out how to retune it, I put it to Jim, that we could make an afternoon of it with some sexual role-playing. "Joan obviously likes flashing ...what else... what about you?"

"Um that's a tricky one, as far as sex goes, it takes me a while to get really hard but with the right stimulation I am up for it."

After about 10 minutes Joan was back with the tea. By then I had got the TV working fine and she looked flushed but seemed happy. Also, I noticed that she had changed into a house coat that was just belted around her ample waist. She looked for all the world like a staid buxom aunt who would not say boo to a goose. Pointing to the settee, she said "Robert, sit down there next to Jim.... Jim move over a bit. Asking how many sugars I took, she leaned over the coffee table to pour the tea and as she did so, displayed the most gorgeous pair of tits.

To get things going, I said "Joan, I had a call yesterday from a friend of mine who has a company that designs and makes exotic and sexy lingerie for mature ladies. It's not what you think but very sophisticated. Anyway, he is looking for models for his new catalogue. And I couldn't help but notice that when you poured the tea I caught a glimpse of what I would call a lovely item of lingerie. So it just came to me that you would be an ideal model for his new lines. If I have embarrassed you I apologise, it was just an idea. What do you think, is it something you would consider?"

"Robert, what a surprise...I'm flattered. I'll have to think about it" Sitting down across from us, she said, "What do you think Jim, you know me, not 16: more like 60".

"But darling" replied Jim, "it is a great opportunity; you know you're proud of what you've got. "For example, your legs, you know I get horny just looking at them."

That was the cue she needed. Slowly lifting up and crossing her legs her flimsy housecoat fell apart she said, "What, these old things"... caressing the sheer 10 denier seamed stockings she added, "I know they turn you on, Jim but what about you Robert, do you think they pass muster?" ..... As the words passed her lips, she gradually parted her fat thighs and placed one leg over the arm of the chair.

With her fat body almost tearing her girdle apart and her fat pussy tightly encased in transparent panties with a protruding bush of lush hair poking out she added "Well, Robert, will I do?"

Again, sitting primly, I asked Joan to show me her bust and just as quickly she shrugged off the house coat and stood up showing off a stunning see-through balcony bra that highlighted her full luscious tits and very dark areolas to best advantage. This was one lady who adored showing herself off.

Running her hands up and down her body she explained that she always loved silky lingerie and spent a fortune on it. Making no attempt to put back on the "prop" housecoat she sat down with what one would call an expectant smile.

"Tell you what Joan, what if I took a few sample photos to send to my friend, just to give him a better idea of what a fantastic model you would make? Would that be ok? In fact, he said that he was looking for new ways to help show off the lingerie...to stimulate his customers" imaginations. After all, they are interested in the erotic so his reasoning was that they would not be offended if he showed them how his products can help sensual mature ladies get great results".

"Jim, would you get me your camera?" As Jim went to get it, he was proudly displaying a bulge in his trousers and added "Robert, this is just great, keep it up" Whilst he was rummaging around for the camera, I decided to see just how far they wanted to go.

"Tell me, Joan, you'll have noticed that I am getting excited but what really turns me on is your extremely hairy cunt, is there a reason you don't shave? Don't get me wrong I like it as I slowly rubbed my bulging cock. And by the look of Jim's bulge, he does too."

"Why Robert, using those words makes this exciting...yes, I just love watching the reaction of men, when they see it... as you've seen with Jim. Oh, here he is."

Jim handed me the camera and after I had run of half a dozen shots of Joan in the usual posing positions I casually said "Joan, those panties look a little slack, I went over and gently turned her around to face Jim and to get him going, I tugged up her panties and forcing the crotch deeply between her fat labia lips showing him a really juicy camel-toe.

"There, what do you think, Jim?" Well, his eyes popped out but Joan remarked in all seriousness, "Well it's fine for you two to get turned on but what about me? Time you boys showed me exactly how appreciative you are!"

Me I didn't need asking twice. Frankly, my cock was in agony, and after I swiftly took off my trousers so did Jim. As Jim dropped his pants, I got the biggest shock of my life -- his cock was at least 2 inches longer than mine and his circumcised head was dripping with pre-cum.

"Well, what can we do with this situation", added a smiling Joan who mentioned that she had never seen Jim so hard in many a year....in fact ever since they had a threesome some years ago. With that, she slipped off her panties and sat down beside me.

Caressing her swollen fat and now extremely wet hairy labia she purred, "Robert, as well as being extremely hairy I have a large cunt and love it filled, but my I can only cum when there is another lovely cock up here". Lifting her leg up she grabbed my hand and pushed it into her similarly hairy arse adding "Don't I Jim, honey?"

And now you two can give me what I want. That's right honey, two at once. Now, why don't you two get better acquainted as I get myself ready in bed?

She left us with our erect cocks in a highly excitable and ready-to-burst state. Jim's massive eight inches and mine were really hard and really wet too. I was fascinated and mentioned to Jim that I would be no good for Joan as I would shoot my load as soon, as I entered her.

Slowly rubbing his cock, Jim replied "Robert, I have not been this hard in a very long time and the reason is that when we do a threesome, I just love feeling another cock when I am in Joan. But I can see what you mean", leaning over he wrapped his hand around my dick and slowly started to wank me off.

"Go on, don't be shy, I can see you're dying to hold this." Pulling my hand and placing it on his upright flagpole added "There isn't this good" as we slowly wanked each other off, the pre-come acting as a real turn-on. Needless to say, we soon shot wads up our stomachs.

Jim then began to explain how Joan likes to be fucked. Apparently, she liked to go on top of him and whilst they 'get going' she loves to have her arsehole explored first by one finger, then two, and then reamed with a lovely oily dick. He added that when I get really deep, I will feel his cock in her cunt and it will blow my mind....and send Joan crazy