by Badlands1
The Humor and Satire category is rapidly becoming one of my favorites, in large part because of pieces like this one. Look up a few new words, try your mind out on some different perspectives, and enjoy a few chuckles and harrumphs along the way.
I enjoyed the author’s take, and the tersely structured prose was effective in its communication. I do not harbor anything near such lofty goals as the narrator, but still, the idea sparked my imagination. Good on ya, mate.