by OrcDominion
Dear Anon...
If you think this is some sick, disturbed shit, I truly fear for you. Your Innocence is at risk!
Hear my words, you must endevour to stay off the internet, lest you shall find that this story is nothing compared to 70% of what else exists on the Internet.
Thus, this warning is for your own safety and sanity... so please, stay away from the Internet... Or your house will soon be at risk of being invaded by Russian orcs riding atop bears armed with missile launchers and Ak-47's... and other assorted things.
Stay safe, stay sane, stay off the internet.
Sincerely, Sexinati of the Internet safety division, Gladly keeping innocent people off the internet since 2016.