by Violet_Vixen
Does nobody check the quality of stories on Literotica? Seriously!!!! It is obvious to anyone that the author's (????) first language is not English, and while that should not be held against them in any way, there has clearly been no attempt whatsoever to feed back to the writer, perhaps suggest they write in their own laguage and get it translated or get someone to review and edit before posting. Nobody, and I mean nobody, talks like this. It's about time the site admin started posting fewer stories and introducing at least a modicum of quality assurance.
I apologize to other possible readers, as I couldn't give anything less than 1 star and still have it count.
I can't remember who it was who said that porn is like pizza: even when it's bad, it's good. And this, Violet, was truly awful - and I loved it! "Call me a fake taxi" - hee hee... "Whiteshit whip with maraschino cherries" - ha ha...
I'm proud to have this be my current most downvoted story on here. Keep those 1's cumming!
I am bursting with rage that the content tagged for this story does, in fact, appear in this story. How dare the author forewarn me of elements I may not enjoy in a free and discretionary experience! I will now proceed to disgorge an essay on why the author is literally worse than [insert pariah celebrity] for not catering to my very specific and possibly criminal fetishes. Five stars.
That was quite a surreal and confusing experience but it was also unexpectedly compelling.