by shakna
What???? I certainly missed something. But it's not worth worrying about. 2*
"his cat had taken it upon themself..." Somewhere, a teacher is crying real tears over this tragedy.
If I dunked Tolkied half a star for all the poetry in Middle Earth, I'm sure I will be forgiven for dunking 4 stars for this... well, I'm not quite certain WHAT it was but I'd like to know where I can get whatever... this writing... is.
> his cat had taken it upon themself to lay a fart directly into his nose in revenge for a late breakfast.
Yes. Cats are indeed this malevolent.