Would be a little less weird to read this if I didn’t have Roxanne (the song) stuck in my head to the point that it plays in my thoughts whenever I read or hear that name.
For those who wish to read all stories involving The Amazing Randy, I strongly recommend that you read them in the order in which they were written, which is NOT chronological with respect to his life and career. Each new story "drops into" Randy's career somewhere along his t...