by she_behaves
So you thought this stupidity would be a good first story. Epic failure. The next newbie to ignore. I scored it a one only because they don't have negative scoring yet.
That cremated wife thing might work here too. You’ve been reading too many bad LW stories.
Stopped when this steaming pile of idiocy came to life "While I'm hopeful, I also hope he can't tell that the sticky mess sliding down my leg was mixed with my own juices from the multiple orgasms I had. It's the only rule he has. My orgasms are his, and only his."
Of course they'd only be her hubbies, because only women can control the natural function of their bodies when they have sex. Hell sometimes woman have an orgasm when they are raped (sorry to the morons but it does happen even when it is rape, not because the woman is enjoying it, yes some think that but because its a built in physiological response).
Utter rubbish and I stopped there before it got even dumber (pretty sure it would have) and I had to go harsher on you than I felt up to atm.