All Comments on 'Ted's Wife Wants a Divorce'

Improbable but highly amusing. Wondered what was going on when a massive chunk of text got repeated. Careless!

except with all the coitus a Real Heart Attack is imminent. TK U MLJ LV NV

After getting 1/2 thru page #1 just skipped to the epilogue. saved a lot of time.

That was fun. Wouldn't we all want Ted's life for a while?

I just stopped after one page! Could not take it anymore.

Good story and I loved all the Revenge sex Ted got, but it was a bit over the top. No guy could be that lucky with the ladies

You also need to fix the big chunk of duplicate text in the middle.

Since someone already pointed out the obvious, I'll just say, don't worry about it being over the top, The story was fun and entertaining.

Since someone already pointed out the obvious, I'll just say, don't worry about it being over the top, The story was fun and entertaining.

all the cucks come outta the woodwork to bitch and moan about an alpha dude taking care of business.

he's rich, kind, tough, distinguished. he's a high status male. it's been proven via numerous polls that all women crave only the top 20% of men only. they may marry, fuck, and date you if you're in the top 40% and seem to have good prospects...or their prospects are...bad. but that's what women (on instinct alone) feel. they are more likely to cooperate for high status DNA and protection. Men on the other hand will fight for a single woman. hell, even his stupid ex-wife THOUGHT she was trading up. It's called hypergamy...it's a real thing females do in a tournament male species like ours.

it may seem a little fantasy-like. and the author made some errors in writing this, but overall a bitter pill for many men to swallow. women want it all. they don't like to settle, but they will share. and to the women that deny this...you may be very different from the average female. you may have higher than normal testosterone...and should test it before complaining about my points. nothing wrong with a strong woman with higher testosterone! she'll understand physical cheating alot more, and most guys would probably prefer an ACTIVE lover and not a pampered princess.

good story but you repeated the first 3 or 4 pages half way through.

why?

Loved it! Very humorous and entertaining.

In the middle of the third page, the story starts again from the beginning. Search for the title "Ted's Wife Wants a Divorce" on page three.

But like Ju8streading the repeat of pages 3-4 were a little Difficult. I thought it was the Ex's version of things at first until it went on.

But the big edit problem and the kind of over long sex scenes that did not move the plot forward made it a 3*

. . . with all of those drugs in your system?

Funny enough story, but you’ve got to be on some serious shit!

What a lame ass story. I can't believe the same author wrote "Abby". Totally unrealistic. I understand this is a fantasy site, but comeon.

Wrong author. Should have known.

...but I smiled the entire time I read it. It's beyond fantasy, beyond a tall tale, but if I could live his life for just a week...

Man! I thought I had insane fantasies about multiple partners, big dicks and ridiculously large tits! This was way over the top and I thank you.

BTW, I only had one problem: 48 E or F tits aren't that big. It means her chest is like 42 inches. I'd like to see 48 J's, like Milena Velba, She's a 36J bra, or maybe 38K according to Boobpedia.

Again, thank you. crazy writing!

And this from an old guy that just had a possible heart attack? There needs to be something believable here. You give him some Viagra and you'd probably kill him. But after he fucks all those women he WOULD be dead. But what killed the story was that you didn't finish the damn story.

1 star

please give this a follow up chapter

I real like the plot, and would have liked more of it. The over the top satire of having the beauty queen-movie star-high school crush waiting in the wings to fuck your brains out after your wife cheats on you and dumps you was hilarious. I mean, once you're in fantasy land, why not go on every ride, right?

Nice plan to revenge. But she didn't deserve that much money tooo

If you are in the right mood this is a hoot.

Good luck with the truck driving.

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Ha lehetne mínusz 5 pont! Töményen 5 oldal pornó,undorító írás!

and stupid. I guess it was an attempt at humor but it was just stupid.

I assume that this was written by an 18 y.o. in the 1970's, because I sure got a flashback to the old Beeline novellas. Personally, too much sex, I couldn't keep up with all of the, strangely anxious, women. I do thank you for your time and efforts.

I honestly couldn't even read more than half of the first page. It had to be one of the worst stories I have ever had the pleasure of not reading.

Kinda like snorting amyl on a roller-coaster; a mildly disorienting, action-packed adventure ride that doesn't really go anywhere but gets there in a big hurry. Hell, yes! May I have some more, please?

Sure it was massive fantasy, but it was fun fantasy.

Five stars and worth it twice over.

and came up with a realistic approach to leaving his wife high & dry

Yeah this happens every day in the real world NOT!!!

Too many women to be believable! Should have stuck to between 5 and 8 women! The maid and her daughter, the 2 nurses, the SIL and MIL and maybe 1 or 2 of his ex wife friends!

Teddie wakes up in his hospital bed and realized it was just a dream brought on by drugs given to him by doctor/nurses.....DAMN....

It was hillarious. You name fits you.

It is nice to just sit back and relax and have such a fun read. I know it is very over the top but what a great and fun time I had laughing and enjoying such a tale. Thank you so much from the bottom of my so happy heart!!!

I always like your stories, who cares how crazy they are.

This story reads like a Russ Meyer movie...

All the women have huge tits,

And the hero has a giant cast iron cockthat never goes soft,

and never gets sore...

If only fantasy and reality were the same...

He had sex with fifty women and they each had a100 orgasms. Maybe there is a story here. If so it remains to be seen.

Just three Viagra did all of that! Man! What an imagination!

Live in your world. Great fantasy. 5

Sorry, just too silly for me. Even as a fantasy, it’s too far around the bend. I guess driving long haul gives one plenty of time to fantasize.

This was so far beyond loving wives. It should be in humor and satire.

What a far fetched story, even for a fictional story. PLEASE, no more over the top like this one.

Over the top fun,But I loved it!

Loved this Story a lot ..

Your story, your fantasy!

Good work, entertaining!

The unbelievable sex scenes with all these women that apparently wanted Ted so bad🙄🙄 really irked me. There was more sex scenes than an actual story. Barely anything was written about the wife, just him fucking all these women.. maybe a few words about the wife. Just boring.

A very good and funny story

Wow this guy had a great Life ..Once he got the Divorce ..One of my top 15 Stories

Well, this is the fantasy of a teenage hormone-driven male.

Cant believe people thought this crap was a good story.

ridiculous... kinda like watching a bad movie but something about it makes u want to finish it.

WTF kind of drugs could cause a person to think this was in any way a good story? Asking for a friend.

Awesome story!-wish it, was a film.

This was an excellent read. Particularly great was that you ended with an epilog. Something missing from some of your other stories.

Still trying to decide whether this is hilarious or hilariously bad. Some trimming of the samey sex scenes (sacrilege, I know) and some more OTT comedy would have pushed it over the line IMO.

Absolutely bonkers. Great fun.

This looks like some kind of form, where the story is kind of fleshed out and all he did was type all the expleatives in capital letters. Really not very good at all.

I Love this guys writing . Yes it is Fiction but I still like the Stories

The silliest thing I ever read but it was entertaining.

So Far out of the realm of possible! A Very fun take on the BTB!!!

Hope he takes his vitamins, he will need them!!

I must be getting old. Out if touch with new writers. I suggest if one wants write something so sophomoric they look to "The Tropic of Cancer" or the "Carpet Baggers". This seems like the fantasy diary of a 13 year old.

I like the story, AAAA++++

Entertaining!

LMOL...you do Fallstaff type of cuckold fools better than Shakespeare.... I just keep rereading this one....and every time I laugh so hard I hurt..... Great job...

Yeah right.

Crazy Nutzo. Outrageous satire.

SO over-the-top. Funny as hell.

I gave it a 5. I love this story but come on man. It's just too much for anyone person are be able to do that. If anything is suffering from a disease called Satyrnism.

Ok. I am sure somewhere there was a story there. But unfortunately, all the pointless details of his sex life, buried it. One star. Try to focus on the story, next time.

Creative, very well presented, so many women that it's hard to follow. Insane amount of sex, you need to study a bit more. Anyone in a hospital for heart issues wears a monitor during observation. Unbelievable sex. Pleasant read. Thank you.

A bit over the top, but fun.

A 2*. What others call over the top I see as sophomoric and reduced to drivel. So bad I stopped during second page. I'm sure his high school aged audience loved it along with watching Captain Marvel.

3 Viagra would have killed him. He had just suffered a suspected heart attack and then was given 3 Viagra by mistake. 1 would be ok but 3.

This was written by a teenage boy, very juvenile ⭐️

A real HOOT!

It read like 60’s porn stories - all sex, no real plot, no real reason, no real logic - did I mention ALL SEX? Laughing. Borders on the ‘so bad it’s awesome’ level. Thank you for the laughter this afternoon.

You used proper spelling and grammar, the story was creative, yet it bored me to tears. Do some research, cardiac patients wear monitors during their stay, always. You are a better writer than this. the sex sounded as it came from a 14-year-old boy. It just got painful to read. I know you can do better; I have read better stories of yours.

I read the beginning, but couldn't continue after the nurse accidentally gave him Viagra, but I have to know: Did his wife get in trouble for leaving him when he collapsed?

It's hard to praise this story for more than grammar and spelling. The sex becomes mind numbing and boring very early on. You can do far better than this I know you can.

It required a tremendous amount of effort to "write" something this so pathetically bad. Are you certain that you could not also find a spots for hillary clinton, nancy pelosi, the fruitcake from new york city along with the rest of the idiots and the "morons" from "the view".

You certainly do not know the effects of viagra or the medical warnings.

The son takes the father into the hospital spouting all of the reasons the father is there. However, the father was passed out. How did the son know all of this information?

Your cheek must be sore from your tongue pushing it out so far.

and the naysayers did not get it at all.

Very good

I got a little way down page 1 before baling out. A nurse gives a cardiac patient viagra instead of a sedative, the MC feeds and bathes his sister in law whenever she falls ill and she turns up at the hospital to see him and sexually attacks him on arrival, just as anyone would do to someone who's just had a heart attack. Clearly this author's definition of humour differs wildly from mine.

Just a fuck fest story grade appropriately a 1

There was no real story. It is just one long, never ending, boring sex scene.

Drink a LOT of fluids, my man. You might even need to get them intravenously, while you sleep!

Entertaining and original. Good work. I agree with WetheNorth, "the naysayers did not get it at all."

Ed

Interesting story!

4

You simply get ridiculous withe excessively large breast. Look around and you'll notice that far less than half of women have even large breast. In the future, be somewhat realistic and not ridiculous.

Really pushing the fictional aspect of the story.

I don't think High Hefner got as much sex.

Not going to get a pride but a fun read.

I have to wonder why a woman married to a super stud would find the need to sleep around.

Too much unbelievable sex and not enough story. Piss poor storytelling.

Loved it!! I think it would make a good movie.. Adult Movie..

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This is the 2nd story of yours I have read and I thoroughly enjoyed both of them.

Entertaining, fun, and funny (aaaannnnd waay O.T.P. in a good way!).

11/10!!!!!

Completely over the top...ever woman wants him, they are all bisexual and incestous, he's huge and stays hard for hours! Fun fantasy to read!

oh man this was all the kinds of stories I hate, and yet I fucking loved it lol. I usually skim over the sex in most stories (yes I do read it for the story damn it) the whole slut ray hits wife and all of a sudden every woman on the planet wants to fuck him, it had that high speed kinetic feel to the read of a comic book with some satire and comedy mixed in. Dam, I hope you meant it too. thax for a great read and a few chuckles now if ya ment it seriously, um dude totally surrealist still fucking fun as hell.

Do not read this while drinking coffee. It stains everything in sight when you laughhard enough tosprayit around