by will_smut
w_s, a very funny confluence of Noir and comedy. I loved how you kept this story moving along, like a stage illusionist flourishing a deck of magical cards.
What the fuck kind of babble did I just waste 5 minutes of my life reading?
Your discussion of stocks was so bad I'm still laughing. The rest of this mess was just that - a mess and not worth the time spent trading it.