by gotmilk5001
That horn toad Jabba had the right idea, except the Princess should have been bare breasted! And she should have worn a thong!
I'm surprised you didn't have her beg Luke to use the Force to show her his sperm swarming her egg and then ask him to have her drop several more eggs so she could watch them penetrate. She was in such a state as he fucked her it would have driven her totally into orbit and possibly into a pleasant coma.
I love the Luke/Leia pairing, and that was an unashamedly hot, erotic incest story - well done.
Nothing to do wits sex - the real reason that Luke was attacked on Hoth was to explain the scars on Mark Hamill's face that he got when he wrecked his car. Both cheekbones and his nose broken' in fact, they had to use cartilage from his ear to rebuild his nose.
Actually, the makeup to hide the scars before the Wampa attack looks worse than his real face in the rest of the film.