All Comments on 'The NILF'

Couldn't finish due to the main mistakes.

1] BOTH looking "froward" to things.

2] Number 2 on the main character's list has a "pump" body.

Great story!

Dear Mr. Butts, Ain't nothin' like a NILF! I loved everything about your story. You write extremely well, and you're obviously just as meticulous about your grammer as you are about your sexploits. Now I'm going to drive you crazy. There are 2 misspelled words in your otherwise perfect masterpiece. You won't find them with spellcheck because they are homophones. That is, the misspellings are the correct spellings for words that have entirely different meanings. In each case just one letter is incorrect. Good luck finding them!

Grammar is the correct spelling