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Click hereI blushed and nodded.
"Great. And just so we're clear. You really weren't freaked out by my impregnation fetish last week?"
I blushed even harder, but shook my head.
"Great. Because with a guy as sweet and cute as you I will absolutely have sex on the first date."
Every bit of skin in my body felt like it was on fire. Except for my penis, which was straining painfully against the leg of my pants as it grew into a full-blown erection in less than a second. Rose stepped in close to me and ran her hand over the bulge in my pants.
"And since I'm taped into this dress, and I don't want you to make a mess on it, you're probably going to wind up cumming inside me. Again."
The stars were out as I left my apartment with a beautiful woman holding my hand, an erection straining my pants and my special theory of gravity discarded to float away into the universe.
If any author ever needed to reference a story for great dialogue and sparkling repartee, this is the one I’d recommend, I’m fairly sure I’ve gone on record multiple times saying my particular grammar fetish is vocab, well here’s the news - wit and humour within dialogue that makes the reader smile so hard his/her face hurts is most definitely my #2 grammatical fetish, somehow after reading this I don’t think I’m on my own either.
Many thanks for posting this, your only story on here Borderlineilliterate, you truly are a star, Antares perhaps? Regards, Ppfzz. 5⭐️
Fantastic story. Awesome method of covering unusual subjects and a nice change. I just discovered it years after you wrote it and now I am disappointed that you have not written anything else. You have great talent for story telling. Please write more.
Fantastic story. 5stars all day long. A great subject and written in a sensitive way.
thank you for centering fat people in your story and not making the plot about losing weight to feel loved ❤️
It's quite long and I enjoyed it. Most stories don't involve chubby men or women so a refreshing change as well as Rose's attitude, etc. Well done, especially for a first story.
The beginning starts off shallow as hell. The reason you're a virgin at 25 is skinny chicks hate fat guys? Maybe it's something about your personality that repels all women
I've just started page 4 and although the end is obvious I do not have the patience to wade through 5+ more pages of this drivel. Two social misfits are in the process of fitting together with each other, but the pace sucks. 1*
I may have jumped the gun regarding my confused comment last night about this being rated #1 romance of all time. Let me clarify, Borderlineilliterate, that I have absolutely nothing against your writing. In fact, I didn't feel even a minor annoyance with regard to grammatical errors or typos while reading your work. It just wasn't my cup of tea so maybe the emotions I want evoked wasn't there. Usually I move on to another story, but this receiving the #1 rank compelled me to finish it to find out why. Like I said, it isn't similar to what I usually read which led me to be confused about the rank. Now that the ranking has normalized, my earlier confusion has been resolved, but I do feel I owe you a genuine feedback for your trouble. And as stated, while I do not empathize with the theme, I have no complaints about your writing. The balance between the narration and the dialogue was wonderful, as well as the transitions between the scenes and their descriptions. I do look forward to your future romance title and, hopefully, I would no longer be confused about the high rank. Kudos!
Thanks everyone for the kind words. I'm thrilled you've all enjoyed it and hope I can live up to your expectations in the future. For the record, I too am very surprised to hear this was so highly ranked. But very grateful so many of you were prepared to rate it and to be so generous with those ratings.
Why confused? You just have to understand that the World is a wonderful and diverse place and one woman's or man's poison, is another's meat.
I'm sorry, I'm really confused as to how this suddenly became the top romance story of all time. I'm not saying it's bad, but there are stories here I've re-read multiple times because of the emotions they've evoked--like nageren's Bottles, web_spinner's Irish Eyes, most of dreamcloud's stories, heck even markelly's Twins--and this isn't one of those. Technically, there's nothing blatantly wrong with the writing but there was no emotional connection for me throughout the 9 pages I've struggled to finish reading. I'm so confused about this that I've commented on this site for the first time in almost ten years.
Funny, great. Well done, brilliant piece of writing, if a few "predictive text" misspellings.