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Greetings, O divine readers. I am Seneb the Sub-priest and I have been tasked by the exalted Thutmose-Neferkare with, amongst my multitudinous other duties, answering your questions. How an ancient Egyptian sub-priest came to both read English and be on a modern comment board -- behold, the wonders of Ra!

Anyways, know that this is but the first of twelve chapters in the first book of the Saga of Tallia the Unwilling. The first book is translated entire and we will be posting one chapter a week, gods permitting. Now if you will excuse me, I have to go polish my master's new golden chariot.

Praise Ra!

Fantastic! I can’t wait to read the next of the translated texts!

The tongue and cheek humor, well crafted sex scenes, and brutal action have me hooked.

O Nameless One, your praise warms the heart of this old sub-priest. Know that even this very day, we are submitting the fourth finished scroll to the mighty Thutmose-Neferkare that he may approve it. Pray unto Thoth that he shall find it worthy, yay, and swiftly. But know that I fear it likely that it will not be approved until several passages of the sacred bark of Ra through the sky. You see, the High Priestess of Bast Isis-Anet is visiting the temple this weekend and I fear our most exalted lord will be ... ahem ... distracted. -- Seneb the Sub-priest

I give you 5 for the scandalized ladies in the tea shop alone.

Blessed DistantConstellation, O most sublime yet sonorous supplicant, thy complimentary words and well-developed sense of humor are much appreciated. But, alas, I have been tasked by the temple prostitutes to ask you, most humbly, next time you visit the sacred brothel of Bast to please keep it down. You are scaring the cats.

-- Seneb the Subpriest