by DylanMitchell512
***So, I invite Ernie over to my trailer house. We get naked, and sure enough he's got a disappointing little 7 inch dick. I had figured as much.***
Is she a total size queen who gets fucked regularly by John Holmes clones? Hell, I have 7 1/2, and I've never been called "disappointing" or "little". LOL
This one should really be in Erotic Couplings or Humor and Satire. Damn funny read.
4 Stars.