by Limnophile
yknow depicting this story as autobiographical and then including the detail "my wife and I adopt children to groom them into joining our polycule" was not really a slam dunk man
Great beginning! I'm anxious to return to the present day and see the limnophile with his girl in the water...
Yeah...I read the 'definition', but I'm not buying it...
...I think this Author is a sports fan, of the Pacific Division specifically, and in particular; its southernmost member.
Good writer, too.
Sorry to disappoint, but I grew up near Chicago and now live close to the Gulf Coast, not the Pacific. I couldn't care less about sports. I actually love swimming, boating, and sex in the water. I've won several awards for the paludaria and aquatic habitats I've created. I started giving advice to beginning aquarists in the 80's. Most of the rest is fiction.
'Anonymous' is right, though. The 'teen grooming' thing is intentionally creepy. 'Lewis' isn't a sex offender, not quite. He's a flawed man who thinks offering teens sex is good because he was quite lonely and would have loved receiving the same when he was younger. He WISHED his mother would have molested him.