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No way in hell am I gonna mention
this to my dad. He'd kill me.
BALLER
Man, you lost seven hundred
dollars.
PETEY
(mumbling)
I can't believe they pissed on
us...
BALLER
What if they have AIDS or
something?
AJ
I don't know if you can get AIDS
from piss. Not sure. Let's just
get home and forget this.
BALLER
(weeping)
Man, I looked like a pussy there
today. And those are my people.
The boys just look at each other and fall into their own
thoughts.
INT. SOPRANO HOUSE - KITCHEN - EVENING
CARMELA is unpacking the ziti she picked up at Artie's
restaurant. She seems to be walking on eggshells.
MEADOW
(from upstairs)
Mom, have you seen my curling iron?
Finn will be here in fifteen
minutes.
CARMELA
No, I haven't. Your stuff, your
problem.
MEADOW
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thanks a lot.
What's for dinner?
CARMELA
Come down here, Meadow. Bring AJ,
too.
MEADOW
I haven't seen him yet. He's not
up here.
CARMELA
That boy had better been working on
his science project, or else.
CARMELA is waiting for TONY to show up. She wonders if she
will be able to keep her composure and if TONY will sense
something's amiss. MEADOW joins CARMELA in the kitchen.
MEADOW
(surprised)
Hey, Mom! What's different about
you?
CARMELA
(startled)
Uhhh...nothing. What do you mean?
MEADOW
(smiling)
I don't know, Mom, but you seem
airy.
CARMELA
Airy? Whatever! Grab the ziti out
of the oven, will you?
MEADOW removes the warmed ziti and places it on the dinner
table.
MEADOW
Mom, why do you spend so much time
online nowadays?
CARMELA
What makes you say that?
MEADOW
Just curious. I've noticed you up
late, and wondered what you were
doing.
Before CARMELA can reply, the front door opens and AJ enters
the house. He quickly runs upstairs without saying a word.
CARMELA
AJ! Come back down here!
MEADOW
God, he looked torn up!
CARMELA
Anthony Soprano, Junior, get down
here now!
AJ
(shouting)
I already ate...I don't feel so
good. Gonna take a shower and go
to bed.
CARMELA
That boy has got something going
on. I'm gonna go up there--
TONY
(laughing)
Hello! Anybody home? Where are my
gorgeous women?
TONY has entered the house unnoticed during the exchange with
AJ.
CARMELA
(nervous)
Hey, Ton'. Hungry? I got Artie's
ziti like you asked.
TONY
(suspicious)
What did you do today?
CARMELA
Not much. Some window shopping,
you know...
TONY
(teasing)
