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You are? Oh God, I am so sorry to
have tricked you.
JEFF
(deadpan)
Actually, I'm extremely
disappointed...disappointed that I
didn't meet you years ago!
CARMELA
(brightens)
Really! I don't know what to say.
JEFF reaches across the table and grasps CARMELA'S hands.
CARMELA feels his wedding ring and flinches. She reaches
into her purse.
CARMELA (CONT'D)
I guess I should put these on.
CARMELA places her engagement and wedding rings on her ring
finger.
JEFF
Wow! That wedding set is huge.
The guy who gave that to you must
really be wild for you.
CARMELA
Wild for me? Not in a long time.
You could almost say our marriage
is for show nowadays.
JEFF
I'm sorry. Actually, I'm glad.
CARMELA
Glad that I'm hurt?
JEFF
No, glad that he is a fool for
letting you escape. If I were him,
you'd be locked in by my love.
CARMELA
(rolling eyes)
You make it sound so good. But
what about your marriage? Why were
you in a chatroom to begin with?
JEFF
My wife, if you can call her that,
has been carrying on behind my
back. Making a fool of me.
CARMELA
Tell me what happened.
JEFF
Genevieve, my beloved bride, has
been playing with one of our live-
in students.
CARMELA
Under your nose.
JEFF
Under my nose. But you wanna hear
something funny? Believe it or
not, my nose helped me to catch
her.
CARMELA
What? How?
JEFF
Four months ago, I needed to go to
a party at the Dean's home. I was
out of clean socks, so I went to
the hamper to find a pair that were
relatively fresh. You know, do the
old smell test every guy does when
he doesn't have anything clean.
CARMELA
Oh no, don't tell me!
JEFF
Oh yeah. I opened the hamper and
what did I find when I grabbed the
first black dress sock?
CARMELA knows what's coming, and she is fighting back a
giggle.
CARMELA
I give up...
JEFF
Snail trails.
(beat)
CARMELA
Snail trails? What are snail
trails?
JEFF
Have you seen the residue that
snails leave when they crawl across
the ground? The shiny, oily
looking stuff?
CARMELA
I think so.
JEFF
That bastard wiped his cock on one
of my socks after he did my wife!
I smelled it and sure enough that's
what it was.
CARMELA
Oh my God! You found his dried
semen on your sock?
CARMELA can't resist a chuckle and she immediately feels
guilty over it.
JEFF
(hurt)
You find this funny?
CARMELA
No, I don't. It's just that my
darling hubby has been doing this
sort of thing to me for years. I
even found a broken acrylic nail
that one of his whores left in his
