by MILowner
Of a shillelaghs to the back of the melon.
Sleep with one eye open because if that were me, you would be picking your chiclets off the floor.
The only women who would put up with this are bat shit crazy and will knife you in the middle of your post fuck glow.
Please continue with story. I am in similar situation with my wife and her coworkers.
I wish I were Fiona. However I was born with a penis so my wife and her friends satisfy my need to serve.