by Gale82
so the guy's wife wants more sex and buys new sexy underwear and the husband concludes she MUST be cheating...
really? so is like the husband a fucking idiot?
Living proof that Americans don't do irony!
The whole thing was an out-and-out piss-take of those who read, comment, but don't contribute on Literotica.
Short, sweet, nicely done - and a sign that Gale's maybe recovering at last from the horrific injuries sustained while helping the unfortunate victims of war.
It was a bit of fun, Harry! Lighten up!
Imagine the scene (some of you may even have witnessed it!) in a busy airport where delayed flights have made it more crowded than usual. Two (very lovely) women are sitting at a table in the lounge; one of them is busily typing on a laptop, trying not to become hysterical with laughter, while the other dictates this story out loud! And Gale, with all due respect, does not have a 'quiet' voice!
How do I know this?
Gale was driven to the airport by my wife (they're best pals) on the way to Switzerland for a couple of 'procedures' as part of her recovery programme. I was told there was a Gale82 story submitted, but I wasn't allowed to know anything else abouit it - until now! Great job as far as I'm concerned.
This one is a classic piece of satire, I loved it! I loved the line "he was satisfied with his 3 or 4 times a month", that is a classic line, and also her finding the device is a direct shot at all those stories where the cheating wife is as stupid as a mud brick..marvelous!
You get some low grades because guys read the first paragraphs and assume it's just another humiliation story. But it's really a wife's classy way of telling her hubby to step it up in the bed. Good stuff.
LMAO,
Some how I saw it coming early on, but still was very very good.
I believe this is along the line of a true loving, if pissed off, wife!
(hay new weight lees strategy, LAO loss 50 pounds!)
Spoof of the genre. And a sock in the jaw to the trolls who thought they had another cuckhold to hate.
I gotta stop reading these damn stories and start taking care of the wife... RIGHT NOW!
Very good stuff!
It was just a matter of time. Thanks for the read and something on the real side.
Coming from a mile away, but you got me on this one; I love that! You got 5* from me.
Poor bugger. I hope he can match up with the size of the plastic 'Bunny'.
That was funny & sad. Sad because you,Gale, would never be able to read a lot of the later comments. But I'm more saddened after reading the comment by @mitchfren, just think of it, such a nice humorous flash DICTATED to a close friend while waiting for a delayed flight. That's real talent for you.
Thanks for sharing.
And RIP & ETERNAL BLISS,GALE.
AMEN.
And horney. Else why need him to finish her. :o)
I enjoyed it immensely! The eavesdropping or 'listening in' at the beginning sucked me into the story which I'm so glad I read,even though it was so short it did its job and made me come hard! Thank you lady,I MUST check out the rest of your offerings now ;)
one with a kick-starter. TK U MLJ LV NV no stars for rating, mlj
Omg, you are an evil women, I just snorted a drink of coke all over my tablet. EXCELLENT.
Loved a fun little vignette of a possible real marriage .. as Bugs would say - the guy, what a maroon.
The best ever, love it, I must read more by this author, I cannot wipe the smile of my face