All Comments on 'Paint Guns'

(Opens mouth, holds up finger...drops finger, closes mouth)

Never mind

wish for this site, it would be that you would fall on your pen and never write again.

What an unexpected, shocking short story. I'm still grinning.

I hope you fall on that pen too. There is nothing ok about the rape shit you continually write and post here. You are a sick fuck and if I was a betting man I bet you don't have a friend in the entire world. People don't like male chauvinist assholes and you are definitely that!

Breaks your fucking legs for raping his wife or the 6 year prison sentence you get for rape. Or the broken neck that occurred when the wife clocks you with the car iron frying pan.

That didn't happen you say? True; but neither does the bullshit you just spouted off.

keep writing maybe this ass hole will die

In real life, you don't get to have sex with someone you just met without consequences, true ... you also don't go having unprotected sex with a stranger in real life ... that's why it's called fantasy. And stories about it are called fiction. Wake up and stop commenting, you idiot. Enjoyable, simple, sexy story, Ashson. Thanks.

Short but fun. 4*'s.

As a FANTASY this is great....and its style continues to draw all readers to your prose....note the most vociferous asshole STILL has read (by his own admission!) everything you've written...the poor little pencil dick has NO imagination, NO creativity and was probably (sadly) raised by very strict nuns, who have left him unchangeably damaged.....but PLEASE keep up the FUN writing!! (MAYBE one day some wonderful woman will indicate she wants what your women get!! LOL)

Gave it a 5 since the anonymice undoubtedly shorted you.

Unless you are a superficial, simplistic, ignorant moron, fiction does NOT absolution for omitting logic and reason. It does NOT give you carte blanche to do anything you want without ramifications. Are we to assume you have never watched movie or TV show, read a book or story, without once questioning the story, without ever noticing plot holes?

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BTW, making an anonymous post slamming someone for posting anonymously doubly hypocritical and moronic.

Gave it a one because it deserved that, not because of some misguided revenge on anonymous. You guys are worse than morons, you're plain idiots.

I'm pretty much a moron, thank you very much.

And dumber. "1".

I'm a fucking idiot.

It was kind of funny

Thanks for writing. tom anon

P.S. Can you give me Gwen's address?

Good one!

Gave him and wife drive home though i hardly knew them. Accepted offer to sleep on couch-she would wake me in morning. She shook me awake-she had on white robe. I asked to see what was underneath...she opened and exposed her nude body with fiery red bush. I unxipped she dropped to knees

I remembered husband and sid that's enough

She flopped onto back-legs up and spread-Shouldn't have but was balls deep in seconds

She began to come-ALARM CLOCK BLARED

SHE SCREAMED NO NONOT YET

I KEPT THRUSTING BUT MUCH MUCH FASTER

SHE CAME I CAME

HUSBAND CAME OUT OF BEDROOM 15 FEET AWAY

I WENT OUR DOOR ZIPPING UP

SAID GOOD MORNING TO PAPER BOY WHOSE FACE WAS PLASTERED TO PICTURE WINDOW

no other word fits

Fits pretty well. Garbage is too high class for this author.

With the kid in the next room? What a low life PERVERT!!!!!