by Mingemuncher
Brilliant mate. So well written.
One criticism though, coming from a civilised country with a good education system an ass is a donkey. In civilised countries with more than a primitive education system a backside is called an arse. In those poor places with under developed educational systems they are unable to understand the difference between an equine beast of burden and a backside. Please refrain from dragging godzone down to that level.
Bloody fantastic and keep up the good work. 5 stars 🌟