by Imorol
Wonderful. Another winner. Never thought I'd see an erotic tale from Allo Allo, but very glad I now have. Thanks.
OK. Helgas knickers start off as red then changed to black. Yvette had a cod French accent, the Germans didn't have an accent. The use of American sexual slang words, pussy, spanking, g spot?,creaming and so on made it jarring so why use them. Also I don't think German soldiers were circumcised, like most of Europe for medical and religious reasons only!!! You are trying to appeal to people who watched the series, not Americans but you went half and half and pleased nobody!!!