by SirBigBadWolf
Was this previously posted? Vaguely familiar . . . Or, perhaps, a similar attraction ?
With there being no sex and really not much of anything else, along with that mediocre ending just equals a waste of time. 1/5
C'mon boy, fuck her!
And, woman, you need to get that plump ass of your knocked up. Your son needs his momma's milk.
I know it isn't in the story, but plumpers give great tasting milk
I know nursing is sometimes called a fetish, but don't knock it until you try it
Story does seem incomplete, despite a significant amount of penis lint in the glovebox of his Mom's AMC Pacer.
In chapter two, I'd think he'd at least rummage through the garbage can in the bathroom until he found one of Mom's used tampons, then take it up in the attic and hide behind an old Evinrude that had some trout snot on it, and while wearing a belt mounted KY dispenser, rubber boots and water wings, paint a picture using the tampon, of himself masturbating a goat that was dressed up in a Mr Rogers costume and drinking Tall Toad beer out of a Loren Green commemorative galvanised spittoon with one dent in the undesirable part of it's southern hemisphere.
Then later after winning the art contest held somewhat annually at Zogg's taxidermy, waste treatment facility and plastic surgery clinic, he'd have enough money to afford buying his mother a box of bluetooth feminine napkins, and remote control industrial strength clit polisher with 16 RGB LED lights in the end of the titanium suction socket.
Sincerely,
B4PW.
Yes. Gary can't tease like that. Now she has to have her piece also. Chapter 2 please Wolf!