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Lucky husband.

my birthday is coming up soon!!

This is what I call a poisoned present...Soon will be arriving her birthday too...2* for being a little funny

A fun little short story. Not the first time the “Hummer” joke has been told, but so what? It sounds like the perfect 50th birthday present to me. I’ll just have to slip the link to this story to my wife somehow.

My gorgeous 34-year-old girlfriend asked me what I wanted for my 59th birthday. I had never had a B-day BJ before, so I told her I wanted a hummer. I had to explain what I meant, which surprised me, since she had already demonstrated outstanding cocksucking skills. But she got the idea.

My birthday came, and so did I -- down my lovely lady's throat. Her humming sent beautiful tingles through my spurting dick, and made the experience even more heavenly than her usual fantastic fellatio.

I would have loved to pay her back on her birthday, but we broke up a few months later and I never got the chance. BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!!!

Cute and nicely descriptive; 5* from me.