Dee Dee's Dilemma

"God, I ought to twist your tits off," Dee Dee said, faking a hoity-toity schoolgirl's public school accent.

They two women roared in laughter, with Ron looking at them horrified. He brought Dee Dee back to earth with a thud.

"When this bad weather clears, Dee Dee, do you wish to ride out with me and one of the men to shoot that bull."

"Don't be a fool. There's no need for that. He and the others were hanging out for water and we were striding along blocking them from drinking. They probably smelt the water flowing into the trough. He probably delegated himself to clear the way for the herd. Who is likely to wander into that herd grazing remotely up there? People generally know to keep clear of bulls. Fatten him up and eventually send him off to be turned into steaks and sausages."

"She makes sense, Ron."

"Um, yes. and don't forget to remind Dee Dee to tell the meeting you went to get your schooling in England at your school and the adventures you two had including getting fucked for the first time."

Kate protested that was utter bullshit.

"I've daresay you may not have. But on the other hand, how was it Kate that you knew how to fuck expertly when you arrived home, if I remember correctly\?"

Dee Dee snorted, "Women are not interested in hearing that nonsense, Ron."

"Yes, Dee Dee, of course. You have totally convinced me that's true."

Their laughter halted abruptly when Ron said, "You two are such conniving cunts, dedicated to misleading males, and badly, I suggest. And darling, there's no way you would have allowed me and one of the men to ride out and spending a night with Dee Dee on tussock covered land with nothing to do until Dee Dee suggested that we fuck."

"Oh, I don't know Ron. With you being a self-appointed authority on cunts, I might be of a mind to allow Dee Dee to offer you a new one to sniff, but only if you were out in a remote area and without risk of Duncan happening to find out what you had been up to and slicing off your cock with his pocketknife and chopping it up and feeding it to the dogs."

"Err, I need to visit the bathroom," he said, sounding choked up. "Close your eyes, Dee Dee. Oh, I think I'm going to vomit."

Dee Dee said, faking a loving tone, "If you wish Ron, I could crack a full bottle of beer over your head and stuff a brick up your arse hard, to allow you to really feel sorry that you've had such disgusting thoughts about me and you also bad-mouthing your lovely wife."

Nude Ron dashed to the bathroom retching.

Kate and Dee Dee kissed deeply for a bit and coming up for breath, Kate said, "I hope you will be here for at least two to three months. We love having you're here and life seems to take a real lift when you are around."

Dee Dee began massaging Kate's left breast gently and said, "Your bosom friend Dee Dee is beginning to see she has a huge dilemma. My husband has become boring and more and more neglectful of my sexual needs, I get sex from our head gardener but he has dirty fingernails and I really should dump him."

"On the other hand, Duncan, my new lover here, has what it takes and he had plenty, I have to say and he chats very well for a male and we both share a big interest in flying aircraft."

"I really have to think this over very seriously as I'm now beginning to think my marriage is over."

Kate sighed and tweaked her nipple that Dee Dee had been playing with.

"Yes, you do have a dilemma to sort out."

Dee Dee thought for almost a minute.

"I have time on my side during my summer stay here. I have decided what to do. I'll make Duncan really adore me, so much so when I begin talking about booking my return flight to the UK, he'll know there's only one thing he can do."

"Oh, and what's that darling?"

Dee Dee drew a very wet tongue over Kate's exposed breast said lifted her head to say: "He'll urge me to stay and live with him and suggest that I initiate divorce proceedings."

"Ah," Kate sighed delightedly.

"Darling Dee Dee, do you remember how to get another woman off by just licking her?"

The End