FormeX

And, unlike most products touted by Flashcast influencers promising the opportunity to look like the lucky young models flogging them, FormeX really can make your bimbo dreams come true! Okay, granted, I got lucky in my own ways because FormeX understandably declined to release a garment as extreme as my prototype, but I assure you that the new FormeX LuXeMax will more than justify the expense of travel to those select nations where it is legal to purchase.

I can't make any clinical health claims or anything, but I can give personal testimony. Seven years of marriage and several pregnancies later, I still coax multiple loads of cum out of Crystal daily, my giant tits ride as high and round as ever, my skin remains unblemished and cancer-free, and I'm proud to say I'm just as bubbly a bimbo as the first time I knelt under my wife's desk, squishing her big beautiful cock in my cleavage to entertain her while she was stuck in a boring work meeting.

No one else can live my dream, of course, but maybe you can live your own with FormeX!