by Samuelx
From what I've read, about 95% of his stories run like this:
The main character introduces themselves, giving their full name.
Protagonist spends a paragraph discussing their ethnicity
Protagonist spends a paragraph discussing their college education
Protagonist spends a paragraph discussing their religion
Protagonist spends a paragraph discussing their exact location, almost always in Canada, and how they came to be there
Protagonist mentions how they met their fuck interest
Protagonist relates all of the above points again, only now about their fuck interest
They fuck tediously, usually taking up the last two paragraphs
The end, rinse and repeat
FROM 2015 AND STILL THE SAME