All Comments on 'Getting rid of Roger'

A very different one compared to most of the stories posted here. Refreshing! Thank you. 4*

A new low in pathetically fucking stupid. What sort of married man goes 3 months before he realizes That his wife would rather have sex with the vibrator than with him?

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In fact The husband's lack of awareness regarding The marriage intimacy and lack of physical contact is probably the MAIN teasons why the wife has turned to the vibrator. This has nothing to do with the stress of work. That's an excuse.

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It's really quite sad and Pathetic and disturbing that the husband spends all this Time trying to Stop the vibrator from working but he won't spend any time working on the marriage or his inability to perform.... .....Or the fact that he can go 3 months without even realizing hes not having sex with his wife

catagory just stupid toy crap

what a twist. AWESOME

You got me. I wondered what he would do to roger the human.!

dam good laff

Gosh! I thought she was fucking all these guys!! Cleverly written. We’ll done!

Funny twist. She needs to get a job. Too much time on her hands.

So she preferred dildos to you, huh? And magically one night they went into the bin? What a sad pathetic excuse for a MC!

To think I was actually getting ngry at Roger! You got me!!

The story really ended when you reveal Roger was really a vibrator and all her other lovers were as well, just not as good. You went too far after that. You should have had only one paragraph after saying she turned to him and begged for his cock. This was a case of going too far and saying too much after the big reveal

Still gave 4 stars

Call the cops,

and send the cheating, murdering bitch to hell. Or not and get a fleshlight for Roger when you have her in your bed.

5/5

Cute! I kept wondering why he stays married to her, but you gave us a fun and unexpected ending. I enjoyed that.

What a relief...

to find her lovers were vibrators.

MC was quite lucky that she didn't need human dildos.

Or else it would have been a different story. and not a loving wife story.

I enjoyed this. The only thing negative I could say to the MC is that he didn't do anything him knowing the sexual frustrations his wife is having and that his wife didn't actually shared her sexual frustrations. Thee was some breakdown in communication between them. It is fortunate for MC that despite his wife's problem she remained faithful. But I do believe it was only a matter of time before she finds someone. The MC's intervention on the problem was fortunate.

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Ok I have to hand it to TheOldProf.

For writing quite a unique story from other LW stories I've read.

Obvious from the get-go what was happening, but well written and amusing, with a happy outcome. Nice!

Clever! Thanks.

Pity you mispelled 'discreet' so early in the story, it affects the reader's view of the author negatively. That's why publishers have proofreaders.

Great story. I really enjoyed the misdirection.

Wanted the story to be clever, not boring. In an attempt to have a twist. you failed.

Nicely done! I didn't see the twist until very late, a delightful surprise.

Nice twist - you got me! 5* for that.

:)

roger that

Nice twist.

Story and a surprise ending.

Cute story and it does speak to the various ways partners can 'cheat' on each other. Cute ending as well.

Nice twist.

paragraphs.... they are important... you can do it... once sentence at a time...

Pathetic

Original.... Naming a sex toy is so much less idiotic than guys who call their penises "Little [insert their name]". That should be a Man Card Forfeiture offense. Fun story. 5/5.

we have a BINGO.....ladies and gentlemen, shocking as it may be, another closeted writer checked all the required boxes by the Illumicuckie cult.

And he did it in a laughably bad (yes we know they usually always are) way. Its like a brain damaged 12 year old wrote this while jacking off into his own mouth wishing it were Brad Pitts cum and then saying to himself "Im not gay, Im not, Im not!!!"

I like the twist. All during the story it seemed like she was a slut with some dudes, Roger being the latest. Enjoyed.

I liked it. 4*

Lame. But thanks for the effort.

Tired, work stress? Or too lazy to muster up his johnson. Take a viagra, testosterone suppliment and get your duty done!

Author needs to learn the magic of paragraphs.

I guessed the twist very early on... Poorly crafted... And stupid premise

-jaye-

loved it, (i never comment, but this made me chuckle at the end of a very tough day, thanks!)

Hahahaha!

Okay I do not know how to tell you this but that better not be my former college cop platonic friend and jogging buddy Roger with your wife. I think I will call you Douglas.